Received 2,5 billion dollars

Rotten candy.

KEK. Based Math poster

>received 2,5 billion dollars

No, that's how much Mojang was sold for. Notch didn't get 2.5 billion.

Bad investing. Also does that 1,6 billion take on account of any assets bought like any recidences?

Inflation is a yearly tax on money, desinged to silently eat away at sums that aren't invested or spent.
I guess he also pays a fuckload in taxes.
Also, vices.

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what did he spend 1 billion dollars on? fedoras?

This. Notch is having fun with his big win while he can enjoy it.
He'll sell all his shit and settle down eventually.

Remember the 900 millions

>2.5billion dollars
>still fat
I don't get this he has the money to have a mansion and a personal chef team, the best doctors, nutritionists, trainers, a private gym, a private pool, literally everything at your disposal to make yourself healthy as possible, yet he is still the tub of lard he was 10 years ago

Make sure that your future genes are set for life for any problem

>your future genes
gay

a mansion, super cars to put inside the mansion, probably gives a ton of it away too.
Also, a lot of people are not aware of how expensive it is to maintain a mansion. Electricity, Gas, Water, Staff the list goes on.

>2,5 billion on some random stock
>hold so much of the stock the price goes up 100%
>now have 5 billion
>repeat an infinite number of time
imagine being poor

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Probably funding far right extremist groups like UKIP or whatever the Swedish equivalent is.

Dude got a huge mansion (although ugly as sin) and probably some other big purchases, it's not like he's gonna spend 40 million on McDonald's a month

A few hundred thousand sure. Maybe pay for their college fees. But millions?
Sounds like a sure fire way to ensure your future genes are a bunch of spoiled brats with no real skills.

>receives 2.5 bn dollars
>spends his days being a faggot on twitter
you'd think he'd at least go full epstein

Tbh
He bought a mansion, did party and all kind of shit
I've heard he also tried to support some project

Honestly If I was notch I would use the overflux to fund some games and project and make a company without being forced by any jew other studio

He needs to make children for that to happen

He needs someone to love him.
Because he doesn't love himself enough to do anything about it.

money after some point doesnt mean anything to an individual happiness. and that's the only thing people care about nowdays. he could have 1 million and still feel the same way

Being "healthy" and fit is for poor people who don't have the money to acquire and maintain a partner with so they instead resort to going the "unga bunga me strong" way

>billionaire
>giving a shit about your health
why would you care about improving your stats if you've already one the game?

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Lol right. Trenbalone is like $70 a month and you wouldn't even have to work out or eat right to lose weight on it, which I assume is out of the question for him

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rich people have the worst tastes in decor and aesthetics

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This is a mansion?
I own twice this amount of land, maybe thrice. This house looks like shit. I thought it'd be some fantastic chateau or something.

he didn't buy 2.5 in dividend stocks.

Cope.

He spent atleast almost 1 billions in 6 years user
At this rate he will have nothing and I feel he using his whole money to just speedrun nirvana instead of keeping it for future ideas/project/problem

That would require Notch to stick his penis into a female. That's just not gonna happen.

Do people with autism ever find love though?

stay jelly

Maintaing a mansion is peanuts here.

900 Million ! Come on...

He lost 1 billion in gacha rolls

to leave to your children, you selfish cunt

California and a lavish lifestyle

>""""settle down"""""
or in other words give half his shit to a golddigger.
also ur a roastie

Notch has investment in crypto.

a modern mansion isnt a fucking castle
costs nothing besides taxes and maids

"Sign the prenuptial agreement giving you nothing or don't marry me"
This presumes that Notch has the ability to love anyone to begin with, and he doesn't even love himself

imagine being a plebeian

That's nouveau rich things. Money can't buy class. Trump's mansion is the tackiest thing I've seen.

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>spend rest of life alone in California mansion while seething on twitter about American leftists
what did notch mean by this