Imagine not buying the game of the decade

Imagine not buying the game of the decade.

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Literal tranny game

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trannies hate the game

the left cant meme

You think Shazam poster is a leftie?

Fucking hilarious.

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well yeah im gonna pirate it

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he is
hes just pretending to be on your side
in reality hes assmad about representation

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THIS IS THE DAY OF THE DELAYED GAME
THAT SHAPE IS MY CUP
THAT WHICH I USE TO SIP
IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
THE DEVS SAID NOT A SINGLE MORE DELAY
THATS ALL IN THE PAST

YOU CALL ME A FOOL
YOU SAY ITS A SHITPOSTING SPREE
THIS ONE'S FOR REAL
YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE GAME
SO USELESS TO ASK YOU WHY
I TAKE A SIP AND SAY GOODBYE
ILL REMIND THEM THIS TIME
IM READY TO SLURP ONE MORE TIME

LEARN TO POST SHAZAM PASTA
I POST JUST WHAT I FEEL
MAKE THE DEVS WORK ALL NIGHT LONG
CYBERPUNK DELAYED AGAIN
THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS ON THIS BOARD
I WANT THE SHILLS TO FUCK OFF
THEY CALL Zig Forums THE SHITPOST BOARD
CALL ME SHAZAM SAMA

>SHAZAM SAMA

MY POST ON THE BOARD
A THREAD OF LAUGHING CHANCE
THIS IS FOR Zig Forums
THE ESSENCE OF TRUE GREENTEXT
POSTING THE REMOVED FEATURES COPYPASTA
WITH THOSE OF MY KIND
TOASTING
SHITPOSTING
THAT MAKES THE SHILLS KNEEL

I CRAWL LIKE A VIPER
THROUGHT THESE CYBERPUNK THREADS
MAKE THIS SHILLS COPE AND SEETHE
LANGUID AND BITTERSWEET
I RISE WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
SIP IN ALL THE THREADS AROUND
A GAME OF MY OWN
I'LL MAKE IT MY HOME SWEET HOME

LEARN TO POST SHAZAM PASTA
I POST JUST WHAT I FEEL
MAKE THE DEVS WORK ALL NIGHT LONG
CYBERPUNK DELAYED AGAIN
THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS ON THIS BOARD
I WANT THE SHILLS TO FUCK OFF
THEY CALL Zig Forums THE SHITPOST BOARD
CALL ME SHAZAM SAMA

>SHAZAM SAMA

THIS IS THE NIGHT OF THE CYBERPUNK DELAY
I TAKE ONE LAST SIP
AS I APPROACH THE THREAD
I SLURPED WHEN I WROTE THIS POST
SAGE ME IF IT MAKES YOU SEETHE
THIS user IS FREE
I'LL BE WHAT I WANT TO BE

LEARN TO POST SHAZAM PASTA
I POST JUST WHAT I FEEL
MAKE THE DEVS WORK ALL NIGHT LONG
CYBERPUNK DELAYED AGAIN
THEY GOT A NAME FOR THE WINNERS ON THIS BOARD
I WANT THE SHILLS TO FUCK OFF
THEY CALL Zig Forums THE SHITPOST BOARD
CALL ME SHAZAM SAMA

>SHAZAM SAMA

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>Imagine
Don't have to

Why the fuck are they not talking about progression? I want to know about the perks and playstyles. I want to know how loot works, loot slots, loot types, loot stats, quickbars, shortcuts, skills, consumables, crafting, ANYTHING. What the fuck is going on? Why are they not talking about this stuff?

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One IGNfag talked about how he had a build where he'd hack cams to set up holograms through walls of the enemies then use a chargeable rifle to ping them through walls.
Coolest combat related anecdote I've heard desu.

I haven't seen Shazam in a while, it was an alright movie. Maybe I should rewatch it.

Yeah but what about different builds? Stat allocations? How does leveling work?

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Why bother visually creating character when you cannot see yourself in the game?

just play a random character then, why is this a problem anyway

Because playing random character is like not caring at all for the character. What's the point playing the game then?

Well we know that there are stats - body, cool, reflexes, technical and intelligence. How high they are limits the max level of the related sub-skills. Or at least that used to be the case in the previous info. Each of the sub skills has their own perk tree. Check out from 2:50. From what's shown there, there are 2 sub skills from technical, 3 from reflexes, and out of the latter rifles have 20 perks, handguns 20 and blades 17. Plus some of the perks have up to 3 levels. youtube.com/watch?v=BO8lX3hDU30

Not sure if we know anything more, there's also a brief shot of the cyberware menu at 2:40, but that's probably it.

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meant to post the pic from video. The one I did post seems to be from an older version so idk how relevant it is.

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CDPR bought off Shazam by sending him an early review copy

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I don't need to imagine

Which decade do you mean?

yeah, sure

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Riddler has seen better days

Why are Facebookfrogposters always the most retarded posters on 4channel and Zig Forums?
Everytime i see this Reddit tier meme used its always accompanied by the most retarded questions imaginable.
Look at this little faggot: The absolute majority of his complains were literally solved months if not years ago
Yet this retarded frogposter is too stupid to use google for less than 5 minutes

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Reminds me of the preorder bonus for Duke Nukem where they were product placed t-shirts but you could never see yourself anyway so it was completely pointless.

Why do idiot devs still show fps gameplay with controller?

Because it's (((smoother))).

Day 0 pirate

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>Shadman

Flop of the decade

BotW 2 isn't released yet.

finally a game for me

DESU it looks passable.
The Story uninteresting
The World uninteresting
The Systems generic

Tell me one thing that should make me want to play this.