biggest waste of $8 bucks
Biggest waste of $8 bucks
bird and plant tits
Cope, still better than terraria
>got tricked into buying this shit by a friend
goddamn
Literally only good for ONE THING. Such a waste.
shut up homo, beating terraria with your gf is super comfy
Now this is great
>he bought it
>bought the 4 pack for my friends
>they still pity me after all these years
Biggest waste of potential due to all the retards in the team among the wrong decisions. Forcing a story mode. Making gunplay not fun because decision makers on the team didn’t like guns. Announcing mechs and then make them as boring as possible. No point to exploring planets except “dig down, get new minerals, leave”. Could’ve had an actually fun spacefaring experience with alien waifus, but we didn’t get it.
starbound is ok but let's not get crazy
>17 bucks
>Starblund is okay
Fuck no it isn't. Maybe visually in certain things like the foreground but everything else sucks dick.
>Reminder that Starbound was a scam
>Reminder that Starbound used an in-house kickstarter-esque model
>Reminder Tiyuri was a faggot who barely modified FFV sprites for Terraria and used that namedrop to propel Starbound during a lull in Terraria updates
>Reminder nobody actually knew what they were doing
>Reminder most devs were put under unpaid contracts and expected to work like a free intern
>Reminder Tiyuri opened an office in the UK and decorated it like a kindergarten, and expected the team to move there on their own dime
>Reminder Tiyuri bought an apartment and unironically put an ad out for a female flatmate
>Reminder Starbound was a ruse to create Chucklefish as a publishing company, and that the game was delayed for 3+ years after the initial date of advertised release
>patch the game
>it's worse
I can't believe a game ended up even shittier than it started, it's almost impressive
Why couldn't it be like No Man's Sky? It started off dogshit but it managed to build itsslf up to become something pretty fun and finding redemption. It was the opposite, just a forever downward spiral.
>>Reminder Tiyuri bought an apartment and unironically put an ad out for a female flatmate
uh...based?
Hello games had an actual vision and roadmap on what they wanted to do. Chucklefuck was a schizophrenic mess.
Why hasn't this been released on consoles yet. It's been years since the devs said they were bringing it to consoles and the psvita. What happened? Did they just give up on this game or is porting something like this really hard?
the only kickstarter I ever donated to
at least early pre-release versions were fun
It really didn't seem that hard to build off of what was around during the beta honestly. What I would have done is instead of an entire procedurally generated because it would have risked everything starting to look the same it should have been greatly downsized to a small quadrant all with handrafted worlds with tighter procedural generated algorithm.
I think the framework coding is so unbelievably fucked abd distorted to the point that it still somehow causes severe lag and framedrops when playing SINGLEPLAYER that the idea of it running on a console would be almoat unachievable without basically making the entire game again, so they censored the PC game for nothing.
no that would be vbucks
Florans don't deserve to be stuck in this shitty game.
Let's get this out of fhe way.
I bought the game just because it looked cool and was unaware of anything that happened behind the scenes, had fun for my first playthrought.
Which are the best mods for this shit btw? (that aren't porn mind you)
There's only one mod that sorta fixes stuff but it's the equivalent to Terraria Calamity, both are dogshit.
I got it from the sale too but I haven't touched it yet. Is it really bad? I'm actually excited for it.
Let me guess, FU?
Hated that all the new planets and stars were long away from my local circle and never fully got a taste of it, aside from the awful crafting shit it added
Imo elithian races is pretty good, if you ignore the abysmal pace of updates
It's not worth a playthrough at all amymore.
So, anyone else remember chucklefuck getting an office dog and then putting it's bed right next to the electrical plugins?
>anymore
Elaborate please. How did this old game get fucked this recently?
I actually really like starbound. The devs deserve the rope but, with mods (which are literally on the workshop, theirs no excuse to not having a shitton of mods) its honestly a great game. It has great base building, and the planets are fun to explore. 300 hours in and I still see knew stuff. I can 100% see why people wouldn't like it though.
Those are perfectly safe, user. Dogs don't stab power sources with forks.
Back in 2013-2014 it was servicable, but now with a very shit forced story and majority of the gameplay involving scanning furniture it's just absolutely terrible, no fun and no soul.
I just wanted a new autistic fixation to sink hundreds of hours into. I never played Terraria but found out Starbound through Stardew Valley, which I play autistically and enjoy very much.
I highly recommend Terraria if you want to sink hundreds of hours into a game, it has a way better gameplay loop and actual usefil shit that you can find or craft that wont be outclassed by a procedurally generated chest.
its a pretty good game for you then user. you can ignore the story entirly, and just do other stuff. starbound essentially revolves around a gameplay loop similer to stardew valley where you get shit, build new shit, use new shit to get other new shit, to build other shit. Its pretty addicting and you might like it.
They got a dog of another breed and tried to pretend it was the same dog after this photo
Make your conclusions...
I'd be more worried about him chewing the wires