Look who finally came out of his cave!

>Being this jew

All of my grandparents are dead, I'm an only child, I don't live with my parents. Also, this year due to COVID we aren't getting together at all, gonna have a video call with them a little later.

"ahah how come there's half of you this year? Where's the rest of the club?"

but user a 360 is..... you know what never mind

>videocall
soulless

this. jesus fuck it's fine to hide away just don't be a goblin about it and people will be fine about it.

Trying too hard.
Lurk for 2 more years.

Greetings family.

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who else here is always relegated to sitting at the kids table with all your 12 year old cousins and have to listen to them talk about fortnite or whatever is popular and then have them beg you to come play video games with them

raise your hand

fuck off, tourist

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Hey who wants to play some games after dinner?
I got quiplash and mario kart.
Though really, we'll probably all just sit around getting drunk and watching football instead, huh? Shame about the big game, eh? This pandemic stuff is getting real old.
>yeah haha
>at least we're all here together
>i don't like the steelers anyway

when i was 15, I was on kid duty, but that shit stopped next year when I got a job

Well, are you being a good older cousin and showing those kids some good vidya?

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Fag

Jesus

>WHERE ARE YOUR MAAAAASKS?!

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Tell them that I came

I've been at my gf place the fuck you guys want?

>being so new you fall for the bait pretending to be new to expose the real newfags

Notice how everyone on the left side has good teeth, and everyone on the right has yellowed? Weird

from sucking cocks

>Look who finally came out of his room! Did you smell the food?

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oh that's a good image

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hi newfriend

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Very comfy photo
The dad in the middle makes the room extra cozy

Wtf do you live in a high reach cabinet?

Fuck off you ungrateful old coffin fodder, I literally cooked your dinner.

>*pulls out glock*
>25 years, 25 years I've lived with your snide comments; those end tonight
they stand there giggling
>Is this like one of your videogames user?
>BANG BANG BANG BANG

FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE

Giant.

>You have a girlfriend yet?

seriously how do you respond

ingrate

white people look like naked rats

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this. you better be educating the children

>"Haha, you know I'm married to my career!"
Been working for years.

Nah, not yet.

by throwing yourself out of a window´
that's what I did last year

>Yes.

>you're the only single adult male at the table

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>Nope

Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

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Luckily I don't live in the same country where my younger siblings live (mom's side) and they don't celebrate thanksgiving there.

My dad's side are mostly older than me and I'm only there for a few hours. Afterwards I go to my aunt (unrelated, she was my mom's friend throughout secondary school and uni). Her sons are my age and older.

I've never had to sit with people younger than myself.

No.

maybe

fuck me that hurt to read. please go back

>No but I have a cute trap with the tightest asshole you could ever imagine.

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Keep seething you fuckin skinlet

Not with my pay grade.

>but you don't have a job yet

誰がついに洞窟から出てきたのか見てください!

またアニメを見ていましたか?

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im gay

>it's okay user, people can love whoever they want nowadays
Yeah, fuck you too grandma. Why the fuck do you assume I'm a fag because I don't have a gf? I don't bring a fucking boyfriend either do I?

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I'm the second youngest cousin so I never had that
The kid's table was unpleasant all the same though. We'd always be shoved into the living area and they'd shut the door, then the food would be chicken nuggets and some fucking scraps in comparison to what the adult table had. Not a damn one of us ever said a word either, so we'd just sit there in silence eating fucking nuggies and listening to the adults in the other room having a grand time. Was a very odd atmosphere.
I'm glad I will probably not have to have holiday gatherings with those people again.

I straight up told them women are shit and they don`t worth my time.

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>tfw you're also the most happiest

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pass the dog please, dingding

i'm white, and i'm more dog-like, that's why i hate you rat looking bastards

I am the girlfriend now

I'm gay

when my grandma asks this question it hurts worse than anyone else asking it

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>most happiest
And least educated

Some of these girls need to be wed and bred by white men.

Also to add to this even when younger I always sat with the adults. Not sure why some people do "kid's tables".

"I'm gay"

You're grandmas based and sees you for what you are

>both my parents and my uncles are teachers so they have been working online
>me and my cousins work remotely
>my grandma only leaves the house to take care of her garden and my grandpa is paranoid of going out
Get fucked covidiots none of us have had contact with the outside world, time to enjoy every single holiday

Hello boomers!

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>No.

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