Making shepard look anything but this

Punished Shepard

A man denied a good ending

I played as default femshep tho.

Why wouldn't you want to play as a gigachad?

>CARNIFEX BEST WEAPON
>Not the Crusader, a shotgun too chad not to be a sniper rifle too
>ZAEED BEST HUMAN COMPANION
>Not your peppy klepto buddy Kasumi
Acceptable taste.

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>ZAEED BEST HUMAN COMPANION
really nigga?
>TALI BEST GIRL
liara cuz she got blue boobs and ass
>CARNIFEX BEST WEAPON
claymore
>DESTROY BEST ENDING
unironically

kek

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reminder

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NOT THE HECKIN KROGERINO

Mark Meer bros, we can't stop winning.

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So you prefer to turn your game into some feminist fantasy rather than have a gay guy? You're ok with Asari being this feminazi dyke gang of super smart super strong aliens that hate men, and to add up you let Ashley live so the very 2nd human specter is a woman? A victory for feminism!

Imagine hating gays so much you choose women over us, disgusting.

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>get cucked, earth man

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>liara cuz she got blue boobs and ass
I respect the coomer take. It's far more respectable then thinking she's actually anything beyond one of the most basic characters with bad growth.

We'll bang, ok?

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Not him and not gay, but Kaiden all the way. He's just a good bro who was with you from the very start.

she banged all right

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I pick the control ending because I romance Liara and I can't stand the fact she'll live a 1000 years so as soon as Shepard dies she'll start riding black cock or whatever so with the control ending I have the reapers there to make sure Liara NEVER EVER moves on.

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Take your feminazi shit out of here, you'll never be a real woman no matter how many times you pretend to be one in RPGs and how many stories you turn into feminist fantasies with a man hating dyke hero killing men and smashing the patriarchy.

i actually like her character regardless, for the actual coomer take look no further than

She's cute in 1 but her personality craters after she turns edgy crime lord.

based but still cuckpilled

It isn't that, she's still kinda cute, but the character growth doesn't make any sense.

At least she isn't Jacob or goes full retard like the Vermire survivor. Still more interesting the Big McHuge too.

who tf is big mchuge

>not making him an Aryan ubermensch

>>Zig Forums

brick fuckhuge isn't that bad. at the very least he's a better character than kaidan.

>liking coalburners
shiggy diggy
Agreed on the Crusader, my mind just tends to ignore ME3 nowadays. Fucking up Cerberus goons through shields was fun.

The problem with Shepard is that he's already a very preestablished character and the choices you do make of either making him a hero or a dick doesn't work because the dick option never makes any sense whatsoever to the narrative and how the game reacts.

This is why nobody ever picks FemShep or go Renegade. Both are just fluff, and not even well done fluff at that.

>lays pipe to aliens
>catches space hiv