*cough*

Hey how are ya man?

aww, you got a cold ya little faggot?

Riot shield

KKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH *Yoooo suck my dick niggah, you noob tubing ass faggot* KKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRSSSSSCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Playing your fucking mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.

*Mutes mic*

KEK

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Based

absolute mad lad, wonder what's he up to nowadays

KEK, that's happened to me

OH RIOT SHIELD I'M A PUSSY THAT USE RIOT SHIELD

>leaves game

>you were muted and feel retarded after noticing

the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker.

I'm the one who does that, I don't mean any offense, I just don't know how to talk to people

>Coughing
>Tv or music playing in the background
>Children screaming in the background
>Bong noises
The four horsemen of call of duty lobbies

KEK, I always thought it was funny regardless.

>music playing in the background

For me they're always blasting it as loud as they fucking can, I hate it.

You forgot
>Guy lighting a DUDE WEED LMAO blunt in the background and hear him inhaling and then exhaling for a bit and start coughing for 43 minutes

>invite guy to xbox live party
>dogs barking intensifies

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I got called spic and beaner all the time. Pure kino. Miss the old days.

I hate when I take fat hits on the mic and when I start coughing everyone starts asking if I have the rona like bro didn't you just hear the lighter and bong?

Mute your mic dude. You don't see my inhaling my dude weed lmao vape with my mic on.

Is it just me or was I never really called a nigger that much over xbox live like everybody else assumes nowadays. Faggot, sure, maybe towelhead but hardly ever nigger. It's ironic because my gamertag was theblackranger so it's not like people didn't know.

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Yeah but how will anyone know I'm getting high?

Flu having faggot. Hopefully it's Terminal

They assumed it was like a cowboy wearing all black.

Tom Green laugh into the mic for three minutes and anytime someone trys to talk

xbox live made me think every american just had the same voice. not like the same accent, but just slightly pitched up or down variants on the exact same voice, thanks to the headset's audio quality.

UMM EXCUSE ME ARE YOU COUGHING!? PLEASE PUT A MASK ON RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GIVE MY COMPUTER COVID