What's your excuse for not having a ps5 for free?

what's your excuse for not having a ps5 for free?

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>male prostitution

based

>tfw no sugar milf

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based nigger tbqh ngl baka fampais

You have to be doing something right for women to actually pay YOU for sex.

>Women and niggers don't have essential jobs and need to white themselves for money
Pretty sad.

>posts controller only

Whats the point of this?

It's not as good as you think. The majority are landwhales.

imagine that being your mom and finding out on Zig Forums

>and need to white themselves for money

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It mostly depends on the country

Where's the problem?

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Look, I'm willing to do abhorrent things if the price is right. Wouldn't do it for a PS5, but I would have sex with a grandma for $550.

what

>rich elderly white woman who likes black men
why dont they just write "jewish" its a lot faster

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Would you prostitute yourself Zig Forums? The guy in OP's picture has gotten a taste of it and he will continue doing it regardless of what other people will think.

Would you ever cross that line Zig Forums? All for a PS5?

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If I were attractive yes.

I did the same thing
you know I'm being 100% honest because I wrote it on the internet

>tfw not attractive enough to secure a PS5 through sex
I honestly regret being born white in america sometimes.

Yes.

>wanting a console

I don't have a vagina and 8+ orbiters.

lol niggers like fried tech too, you snoys enjoying your 500$ space heater?

Nah. I'm not pretty enough for it and my job pays decently well.

tfw no weird blowjob

>tfw I will never be black

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>tfw I will never be black

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Even more evidence that women are just holes.

>tfw I will never be black

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Only if the payee was a girl between the ages of 10 and 14. In which case, I'd do it for free.

>tfw I will never be black

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Did your girlfriend buy you a PS5?

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Fuck the PS5, that shit is for retards

>tfw I will never be black

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Remimder someone on Zig Forums recently fucked an older woman and made a thread on it. It was glorious.

fucking absolutely based

I might do it as long as it's a woman. I think I could pull it off too.

Not exactly for a console, I just need more money for my fun crypto activities