"You disgust me" - Grandma

Forgot I bought one of these fuckers for a course, it's probably still sitting in a box in my bedroom.

Fuck this achievement, it's taking fucking forever.

My entire run was 90 days before this and it's been 24 fucking days of this ALONE goddamnit

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I marvel at your idle dedication! Please tell me Grand Emperor of Dough... have you unlocked every achievement? Have you no tasks left? Are you truly "done" with the game?

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I was at 100% upgrades and achievements but after last update I'm back to 95%.
Still don't get that stock market mini-game and don't really care to learn it.

Yeah I was overwhelmed by it at first myself until I messed around in it.

Pretty much buy ALL on a low stock, like ~$5 then check back in on it every now and again and sell ALL when the value jumps up significantly like to $45 or something. Buy low sell high. The more you look at it the more you can kind of tell where certain stocks tend to sit so you know when they go cheap vs expensive.

Do you know how long your run has been going?

What's the achievement?

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Still the best.

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10 million dollars via trading stocks, which translates to 100 days worth of CpS.

I've got an autotrader on and it's STILL a fucking pain.

it used to be make 31 million, but thats been made a shadow achievement, and the replacement is make 10 million. Still im around 7.8 and its been nearly 2 weeks for me

My runs usually boil down to golden cookie combos. 80% cookies hand baked is pretty standard

Cookie clicker is like a commentary on just how easily the human brain can be tricked into thinking it's having fun.

Yup. It's gacha without pretending to be a real game.

This. It’s satire that’s so good it’s actually fun.

It’s not gacha. It was commentary on mmo gameplay.

I explained it to my friends as FREE low intensity dopamine. I come back to my PC, BAM the number's gone up! I buy a shiny 2d pixel art to make number go up faster and BAM number goes up faster!

I mean it's cheap, it's easy, and it's free.

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>x777 for 7 seconds

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It's all the same. You just watch numbers go into ridiculous heights, and then occasionally click a few buy options to unlock more PNGs. They even had RNG based mechanics to force you to engage longer so you can get lucky, so you can watch numbers climb higher, and it's a vicious cycle.

I used to raid Second Life with the dev of this. He was too afraid to crash sims.

Are you trying to prove his point?

Predict the next upgrade added
Oven:Just a normal oven,slightly better than a normal uprgradeless grandma. Its minigame is just another cookie to click.
You cant upgrade the oven but for some reason its unlocked after the idleverse
You cant buy more than five ovens because of the electricity bill though,i mean its never specified if your selling the cookies. The oven is just a fun cheap (5 cookies) joke,really not useful at all.

Cookie Clicker: each time you get this building it doubles your CPS forever,you've managed to duplicate your home idleverse and make a new copy to steal cookies from. It costs 24 hours worth of your highest non golden cookie CPS ever though,and can be skipped for the next buildings

Void:Generates cookies via an unkown method;upgrades are all mysterious objects like shroidingers box

Inquisitive:Generates cookies by simply asking the universe for cookies,this just workd apparently

ORTIEL IF YOU SEE THIS POST PLEASE STEAL MY IDEAS

>Lucky! +150 cookies!

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Inquisitive is just Chancemaker, really. Void is kind of funny though and I could see Cookie Clicker being the next logical step.
Lucky is based partially on how many cookies you currently have. Stop spending it all in one place, fgt.

Wait I thought the guy was just making a game? It was social commentary?