Kill Paarthurnax

Kill Paarthurnax.

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Uh sure, but first question, why do you you have cum on your face?

you'd cum on her face over her tits???

Killing Paarthurnax wasn't free.

Bannerlord tavern maid is better

But paarthurnax is our friend

kek

See those tits? Can I climb on them?

This image was what got me into modding Skyrim

With mods you can.
PC wins again.

What mods are in this screenshot?

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wtf is wrong with he's outfit's texture?

I'd rather fuck Paarthurnax if you know what I mean.

That is a woman. I know you can't tell since your only reference is your mirror.

It's still crazy to me that so many people automatically trust Paarthurnax.

It's still crazy to me that so many people automatically trust some random thot.

daily reminder that the imperial legion its the thalmor bitch and the stormcloacks are the only hope.

What reason do we have for not trusting Paarthurnax?

Would you go on a quest to kill a dragon if a girl sucked your dick? Doesn't seem worth it to me.

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He's a dragon, and we slay dragons.

no tits m8

No but I'd go on a quest to kill a dragon because it's a dragon. Imagine the glory.

both are thalmor bitches, take the hammerfell pill

It's over, conservative

Hottest bitch in all of Skyrim coming through

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reminder that the Empire is literally the only thing preventing total conquest of Tamriel by the Thalmor, and the Stormcloak rebels are doing everything they can to sabotage the Empires efforts.

WTF THANKS FOR THE SPOLIER

Because he actually helps us? Seriously, what do the blades do besides derail your quest to be the dragonborne, force you to do their chores and tell you something any of the Greybeards could have told you if you asked the question of 'hey is there a shout which can hurt dragons?'

it's a wyvern

If I were to start modding Skyrim to have sex stats (arousal meter, sensitivity, libido, etc), rape, consensual, sexual harassment, and better body and face models, while having a regular old vanilla story and game play play-through, what mods would I need?

>He helps us
user, stop playing straight into his hands
FACT: Paarthurnax is the one who convinced the Nords to abandon the one weapon that can hurt him.
FACT: Paarthurnax is the one who convinces the LDB (the one mortal on Nirn who could challenge him) to fight and kill Alduin (the one dragon who could challenge him) instead of him
FACT: Paarthurnax starts forcing weaker dragons to swear loyalty to him as soon as Alduin is dead
FACT: Once the LDB is out of the picture, there will be no force on Nirn powerful enough to stop him

PAAR (Ambition)
THUR (Overlord)
NAX (Cruelty)

Don't believe his lies.

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Paarthurnax is one of the most well written con men in gaming, he literally convinced people to make a mod that not only lets you ignore the blades command to kill him, but also makes the Dragonborn berate them for it! HAhahahaha

Alduin already was out of the picture for centuries and there was no Dragonborn until you came along. Paarthurnax was the only dragon still alive in Skyrim and could have claimed dominion if it was his desire.

>UNP

No, because he knew that Alduin would be back one day. He was biding his time until Alduin was gone for good.