Why does Spider-Man live rent free in his head?

Why does Spider-Man live rent free in his head?

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Despite his Spider-Man bias, JJ is actually a honest reporter. He's critical of Spider-Man because of what he represents, and the implications of his presence. Jonah thinks Spider-Man as a irresponsible showboat, a man who's not supervised or recognized by the NYPD or any authority for that man. Spidey promotes vigilantism, and in part takes praise away from hard working civil servants of various professions.

Granted early Jonah was borderline supervillain tier, but the guy is genuinely a great (though loudmouth) person fighting for what he believes is right, and coincidentally puts him at odds with Spider-Man. Also fun fact, JJ back in the day protested for civil rights

Why does the thumbnail of this image look at me but when I open it up, it looks away?

It means you’re gonna die

>Jonah thinks Spider-Man as a irresponsible showboat, a man who's not supervised or recognized by the NYPD or any authority for that man.
I mean, he's got a fucking point.

The dude literally started his career by trying to go on TV and shit, and that failed hard. After that is when he started being a hero. Not the best first impression.

Spider-Man turned his son into a werewolf. Or was it his nephew?

his wife was killed by a masked robber. he hates people who wear masks. pick up a comic book sometime.

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>Also fun fact, JJ back in the day protested for civil rights
Reminds of that story where JJ is suing Spider-Man or something like that, and in court Spidey is being questioned as to why JJ hates him, and he says "because I'm black." Jonah starts to sweat profusely and awkwardly tries to get across that he didn't know only for Spidey to admit he was kidding. This was years before Miles existed.

HE’S A PUBLIC MENACE

>protested for onions rights that rotted the nation
>bills for it were literally devised by people who called it "the nigger bill" and intended to use it entirely to harvest votes
Go get your upvotes on Reddit.

Shut the fuck up Zig Forumslack
who back to your worthless board

I didn't want to make a thread for this question but is the PS4 Pro version of this game playable on the 5 and you can get 60 fps? Not being able to run the Pro version at 60 fps or the Miles PS4 Pro at 60 fps on the 5 is the only reason why I haven't bought these games to begin with.
Would you also be able to use a 1440p monitor with Playstation games without any issues?

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Bring him pictures of spiderman

he needs someone to let out all his pent up rage on

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>who back to duh pbbt
Learn some English before speaking at me, you filthy gook.

JJ is genuinely a good dude when put under pressure, even going as far as to lie about the source of the photos so Peter doesn't get Gob'd.

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Big reach. JJ is a showboat who wants to give Spider-Man a hard time for money. At 1st it was because he didn’t trust him, but even after stuff like Peter squatting the entire Daily Bugle so people didn’t die, he still hated Spidey. and yet JJJ would tinkle himself if Spider-Man yelled at him in his face.
And inb4 people make assumptions to pic related, Pete is wearing a hand made version of the black suit, meaning all his rage is his own.

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Would you be ok with it?

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Actually it was the other way around, Spider-Man was suing JJ for slander and She-Hulk represented him. However he quickly dropped the case upon realizing that Peter Parker would be implicated, and be in the same hot water as Jonah because he took photos of Spider-Man. So he decided to settle out of court, and make Jonah wear a chicken outfit while handing out fliers.
>Stating facts to get a better understanding of the character and his motives is now Reddit
Go fuck yourself

Comics are mostly Jewish.

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>Big reach
More like "different writers have given him different personalities and justifications, and some have been more compelling than others".

And you're mostly fucking retarded.

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It's not a reach at all, it's his character. And yes we all know Jonah knew it would sell papers too. Doesn't change the fact on WHY he gave Peter a hard time.

Since then, they've made peace with each other, partly due to Peter revealing his identity to him. Jonah now has a podcast called "Threats and Menaces" where he frequently defends Spidey.

Crews specifically would do great in the role but at the same time, JK Simmons was A+ perfect casting so any other actor would be worse than him. Reminds me, wasn't Isaiah Mustafa (the other Old Spice guy) campaigning to be the Live Action Luke Cage for a while back when he was more relevant? I would've liked to see that, dude has charisma and the right build.

I'm above posting basedjaks but you're a stunning verbal avatar of one. Go back to Reddlt, neuter.

When did he reveal himself to Jameson? Sometime after the whole Superior Spider-Man fiasco?

I want you to know that you're talking to multiple people, and that you're still an idiot who's now doubled down on shitposting after saying something stupid

Can any of you help a nigga out and answer my question or are we going to just continue arguing about retarded shit no one in their right minds would care about or just shitposting?

An issue of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man I think? It was addressed again in Nick Spencer's Amazing Spider-Man, where the TAM "news" podcast became a thing.
>Superior
Dude that was years ago. In fact part of Spencer's run has been a big fuck you to Dan Slott
OP you got your answer first post

Didn't he commission the Spider Slayers in addition to Scorpion?

Would be weird, though Terry Crews would probably make him entertaining.

>part of Spencer's run has been a big fuck you to Dan Slott
Honestly one of my favorite things about it so far

But if I'm being honest, having Zdarsky on the mainline Amazing title would be fantastic.

Fan castings during the first 4-5 years of the MCU was waay more compelling. Every time I google modern fancasts. It’s literally, “Actor from this franchise as Superman” in comparison. Like A Star Wars actor as Travis touchdown. It’s not that they can’t act, but it’s so uncreative compared to the gigantic Terry Crews as a character who’s usually small and skinny

>I want you to know multiple cucks are here, the reddit army is angry with you
I want you to know you're a cringe faggot with soiy taste.

>Didn't he commission the Spider Slayers in addition to Scorpion?
Like I said, early Jonah was a dick. He actually regrets all the shit he help fund to get back at Spidey. They actually had a story where all of Jonah's past sins come to haunt him, which included Scorpion, The Slayers, Human Fly, and The Big Man

I'm not OP, I'm asking about the Pro edition of both games.

How the fuck is anyone supposed to know that?

Unironically go to the main ps5 reddit. They would be better tooled to help you with the console still being new and all.

Doesn't he hate Spidey because he takes the spotlight away from his astronaut son?

Depends entirely on the run and who's writing him.

Damn Peter's pretty based

To prove Zig Forums's usefulness for one in answering a question about video games but because people with both games that have both consoles would be likely to be posting here. But this doesn't seem to be the case. Go back to your shitposting. I'm finished here.

That was it at the very beginning in the 60s when JJ resembled a villain to an extent instead of a good man that doesn't like Spider-Man that he's been for a while.