THE ONLY WOKE VIDEO GAME I WILL PAY FOR

THE ONLY WOKE VIDEO GAME I WILL PAY FOR.

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unironically the only game i'm looking forward to next year, unless silksong comes out in 2021.
It will probably be shit though, they will likely botch the remaster or it will just be some shitty new lighting and texture pack for $60.

is it a top down remake of the first or more like an hd edition?

>legendary edition
Did they make the game worse and scrub the old releases so they don't embarrass themselves?

Pretty much HD from what I've gathered. They're just remastering the visuals and not changing the gameplay.

The current PC version with texture mods will probably end up being better than this remaster

>just making textures take up 78 GB
I can't wait for the PS7 in eight years and everyone realizes there's no point in remastering anything relevant at all. Then maybe the industry will get it's shit together.

So you can still punch that stupid reporter bitch for being a woman?

I'm happy that there will be revitalized interest in a trilogy that I love and potential updates to some of the jankier moments of the original, but I don't have much hope for the franchise as a whole going forward. It's bizarre to hear that they're supposedly planning another game and seeing just how different the hype levels are now compared to what it was when waiting for a sequel in the trilogy's heyday.

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>original mass effect
>woke
???

Reignite your anger. AGAIN

I'd like to hope they'd fix some of the more jank aspects of ME1 and its balance, but for the most part we are expecting a straight remaster.

I honestly only want it for 3's multiplayer, but that's unlikely.

You have this confused with Andromeda

Think they'll fix Miranda's face?
Please God, make them fix her face.

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in a decade they will be remastering the games that came out in the 2020s.

How are they even supposed to handle another game? Andromeda 2? Prequel?

All I want is the option to play as some ayys.

I've already played these. What new experiences do I get? I'm not buying the same game twice just for graphical upgrades.

>we upped it from 4k to 8k

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>. They're just remastering the visuals and not changing the gameplay.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR MAKING ADEPT SHIT IN 2! IN 1 I MADE THOSE FUCKING WORMS AND THE FINAL BOSS FREEZE IN PLACE AND NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

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>Mass Effect Trilogy
>woke
Hmmm?

Jacob's father is a true nigger who killed all the males and drugged all the females
Jacob cheats on female Shepard when you romance him and impregnates another woman while you're incarcerated. He also has no regrets over what he did.
You get to punch a reporter for 3 games, unironically this reporter is trying to bait you with fake news...back when fake news wasn't a thing
The "female" dominant species, the asari fail really hard during the Reaper invasion
Romancing Kaidan or Steve as male Shepard is always on the Renegade position, bro choices are always Paragon

Let's be honest, 2 was a big step in the wrong direction, but expanding more on the universe (they didn't retcon) was worth playing it for.

The two theories I usually expect are a prequel set before the reapers fucking everything up. e.g. A smaller scale spin-off story like how Dragon Age 2 was to Origins, letting you go on a new and unrelated space adventure.

Or a sequel set so far in the future that the reapers fucking everything up is completely irrelevant.

Andromeda had plenty of loose plot threads hanging about for a sequel to pick up, but I feel like revisiting that name's just taboo for marketing at this point.

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The concept art has an angara

It's Jaal

It's Mass Effect Andromeda 2: The Mandalorian

>Or a sequel set so far in the future that the reapers fucking everything up is completely irrelevant.
That doesn't work since every ending of ME3 drastically changes the state of the universe and Bioware is far too lazy to take all that into account.

In 2 everyone's "powers" would teleport to the enemy. I mean use Zaeed's grenade for example, if he uses it the enemy will get hit by something and if you use it you'll fucking miss almost every time because you're actually throwing it.

>Jacob's father is a true nigger who killed all the males and drugged all the females
>Jacob cheats on female Shepard when you romance him and impregnates another woman while you're incarcerated. He also has no regrets over what he did.
It is still surprising to me that these unironically happened. The first one is freaky yes, but the 2nd one its like they assumed nobody liked Jacob so they'll go have him shag some bitch, and any FemShep with bad enough taste to go for Jacob gets punished.

This. It's why they tried the whole "let's go to another Galaxy!" even though it makes no sense at all instead of making a sequel. The end to ME3 removes the possibility of sequels. If they do other games, it has to be prequels. Maybe human/turian first contact war?

>no Switch release

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Yeah I mean the last time I tried to play the first on pc, a couple years ago I couldn't really do it because there was just something about the environment and gameplay I didn't really like. Besides that the dialogue and shit going on was still cool tho. A remaster sounds good.

2's only mistake was the addition of ammo and dumb DLC shit. Everything else was an improvement.

What the fuck was his problem?

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The better question is WHY THE FUCK is he chancellor in ME3?

It'd be lazy, but I bet they could write some quick work-arounds that ignore a lot of the changes from the endings if they really wanted to. Just need a massive time-skip.

>"Oh that synthesis thing? Turns out that only lasted one generation. It led to an era of peace, but nothing lasts forever..."

>"Oh the genophage? That was cured back in the last era by Shepard!"
>"Oh the genophage? The krogan evolved beyond it after a rogue Salarian splinter cell group performed enough genetic mutations that something finally stuck."

>"The Geth? They got wiped out way back when during the Reaper war."
>"The Geth? They reached some societal apex and decided that the only way to move forward was to leave their union with the Quarians behind to retreat to their own hivemind somewhere beyond the stars."

People would be pissed that their big choices from the trilogy didn't really mean anything in the end, but come on, they were already pissed.

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Will they portray my wife as the goddess of desire she is?

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