>you WILL have the sex
>you WILL watch the porn
>you WILL do the drugs
>you will NOT believe
>you will NOT do good works
>you will NOT ask for forgiveness
>you WILL eat the pork
>you WILL commit the polytheism
>you WILL be undutiful to your parents
>you WILL NOT fast
>you WILL NOT pray
>you WILL watch hentai all day
You WILL have the sex
Levi Cook
Jason Smith
look man it's not my fault that god had a bunch of shit PR guys
satan is just way cooler
Benjamin Moore
The fact that believing in god leads a person to wojakfaggotry is ultimate proof that religion rots your brain.
Anthony Carter
I thought jews hated pork
Josiah Cooper
I swear to god you Wojakposters have gone schizophrenic.
Daniel Turner
If you want to stop fapping you need to find a sustainable source for chemicals that get released when you nut. Dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, etc. Sunlight, diet, exercise, all that, because without it you're dependent on the one thing that gives you what you need.
Fap if you want, not really related to the thread, its anyways
Josiah Mitchell
Unironically fuck western civilization and fuck the white race. Im gonna keep doing drugs and getting pussy.
t. russian
Jordan Clark
>SCIENCE BAAAAD
>2000 YEAR OLD JEWISH FAIRY TALES GOOOOOD
Gavin Ortiz
>I’M A HUGE FAGGOT THAT CAN’T SOCIALIZE IN SOCIETY! NOTICE ME!
Thomas Jackson
>DUUUUDE, LOOK. I'M ANTI-CONSUMER. LOOK AT ME, I'M SO UNIQUE
Kayden Diaz
>>you WILL NOT fast
I would straight up fucking die of starvation if I started fasting I already only weight 145 and I'm 6'0''. Basically all muscle but I don't lift or really exercise so there's nothing there.
Aiden Ross
satan doesn't exist. It's jew worship.
Brayden Rodriguez
t.
Kevin Martin
>>you WILL not have the sex
>>you WILL not watch the porn
>>you WILL not do the drugs
>>you will believe
>>you will do good works
>>you will ask for forgiveness
>>you WILL eat the pork
>>you WILL not commit the polytheism
>>you WILL not be undutiful to your parents
>>you WILL fast
>>you WILL pray
>>you WILL not watch hentai all day
Christopher Davis
>ASBESTOS IS BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE DOCTOR SAID SO
Joshua Jones
atheism is a religious cult
Kevin Bell
>jew worship
Why are you bringing up Christianity all of the sudden?
Luke Kelly
Cringe
Based
Evan Lewis
Kys
James Powell
How can they recover?
Jose Allen
Why is satan a soijack when christfags look like this IRL?
David Rogers
>Look at me go! Based enlightened Crusader saving white race from degeneracy
>By posting all day on Zig Forums
>It's not easy, but God wills it!
Kevin Rivera
> (OP)#
>>>you WILL not have the sex
>>>you WILL not watch the porn
>>>you WILL not do the drugs
>>>you will believe
>>>you will do good works
>>>you will ask for forgiveness
>>>you WILL eat the pork
>>>you WILL not commit the polytheism
>>>you WILL not be undutiful to your parents
>>>you WILL fast
>>>you WILL pray
>>>you WILL not watch hentai all day
Hudson Gomez
>ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND OBEY THE THE WORDS OF THE HECKIN' BIBLE
Evan Sanders
>falling for blatant fasleflagging
Newfags
Blake Scott
ONLY non-believers should open this file
Jaxon Peterson
You WILL drink water right now
Samuel Price
Logan White
>NOOOOOO THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ISNT THE BIRTH OF CHRIST
Kevin Collins
I prefer the Pagan version.
Zachary Green
I'm I not believing or am I believing in multiple gods? you can't have it both ways, cringe printer.
Tyler Young
thanks brophomet
Cameron Rivera