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Jaxon Fisher
Landon Sullivan
first headcrab doesnt even make sense
Christopher Russell
HL1 zombies were perfect because they had skulls on them.
This makes original headcrabs the best - others are too meaty for skull to show
Liam Moore
>haha lets add more spines and horns!
Why are western devs like this?
Brody Hall
>you will never have a facehugger latch onto your cock and shove its tube deep into your dick hole, pumping thick semen through your cock with such force that some of the cum spurts out, yet it keeps releasing the copious stream through your dick as it starts to swell
why live bros
Leo Jackson
can i put my dick in the one on the right
Owen Rodriguez
kleiner is so lucky
>Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
>You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
>The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
>Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
>The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
>The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
>You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
>Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Jacob Brown
>thousand yard stare
Nathaniel Lee
Camden Richardson
Benjamin Russell
Those arent spines you fucking japedophile. They're beaks/fangs and have always been there, its only now that they have available resources for it to be rendered in game.
Go back to watching your fucking vtubers and jerking off to them for saying a word in engrish. Jesus christ. Kill yourself.
Gabriel Young
Ayden Ward
The alyx one looks retarded
why did it get extra spikes
same with the barnacle
Lincoln Turner
quit crying you god damn basedboy. it looks shit.
Matthew Kelly
Lucas Moore
Headcrabs are soul, face huggers are perverted kikery.
Ian Wilson
probably to stop you from removing it easily
Dylan Barnes
>why would a parasitic creature that latches onto its prey have extra spikes?
Oliver Roberts
select the cunny
Julian Thompson
no one could remove it easily since the first version
it has 4 spike limbs
where are those extra spikes suppose to attach to anyway its too small to reach anything or dig deep to latch onto it
Dominic Hill
KYS retards
Jeremiah Howard
Those limbs are only for walking and shit. The claws and beaks on the mouth are to make sure the prey cannot pull it off of the head. The beaks dig into the head more.
Sebastian Parker
Cooper Long
>spikes went farther from the hole
>this is suppose to latch better
Jayden Scott
That would depend on the host, brainlet. We don't know the specific kind of host headcrabs are evolved to infest.
Caleb King
The limbs literally dig in to the body
Angel Flores
>Intense pain followed by the sweet release of death
or
>Being kept alive in intense pain while you can't control your movements anymore and your body transforms into some kind of mutated horror.
Yeah I sure wonder what I would pick here.
Jason Ramirez
>headcrabs can infest humans just right during black mesa
>headcrabs can infest humans just right during uprising
>that small time inbetween them, while they're still on earth, the headcrabs changed to infest something else
Angel Ramirez
Based brainlet, this is what's much more likely the case:
>Headcrabs are portrayed as slightly different to signalize humans are just incidental hosts, not magically the perfectly intended ones they evolved towards
Camden Reed
If anything, the Alyxcrab looks more flexible and organic. Like it could actually dig those teeth inward once its found its way onto the head.
Jordan Hill
>zookeeper zombies in half life alyx have probably been there for years
it makes no sense but holy shit sucks for them