CAREFUL GERALT CAREFUL NOW
CAREFUL GERALT CAREFUL NOW
GOD I WAS STRONG THEN
Mm, Witcher thread, gotta be.
Reminder that if you ever got hyped for Cyperpunk after playing Blood and Wine you only have yourself to blame for your tremendous disappointment.
>[Gwent]
>You up for a few rounds of Gwent?
When did you grow out of hating him and realize he was right all along?
My former boss' assistant was I kid you not the real life carbon copy of the Bloody Baron, down to the depression and alcoholism
They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs.
Almost at the beginning
Geralt can say that without being a preaching faggot because all of the women he hangs around with lead nations, have magic powers, or are the plot's walking-talking MacGuffin.
Oh yes this one throwaway line in this one tiny sidequest ruined the whole game for me.
Fuck CDPR, fictional women in fantasy settings should know their place
When can we expect the enhanced version of TW3 to arrive? Q1 next year maybe? Things seem pretty busy at CDPR atm.
Are these games worth trying again anons? Tried each one for a few hours only to get bored and abandon them. Should I give them another try?
This isn't even thru I've seen 200+ people get killed and not one of them shit themselves. I may have missed a few that did but we're talking 5 tops. People shit themselves if they get spanked really hard though...
How so? 0,1% of SJW shit will not ruin everything else.
Why on earth would anyone want Triss over Yenn? Why would you try to fuck Shani after the game pushes so hard for you to do it, instead of it being a natural decision? Why are you such a massive ejaculation-addiction nincompoop?
UUUU
THIS DUMB NILFGAARDIAN CAME RUNNING AT ME THINKING HE COULD END THE CONQUEST WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS SWORD...STUPID BOY...
You're a disgrace to big guys everywhere, what are you thinking it's totally un-called for and out of context. What a hothead move.
i'm very nervous about them ruining my beautiful wife
Where did you get this picture of MY wife?!
WITCHER, GET IN HERE
SURROUNDED BY NILFGAARDIANS. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE THEIR BLACK HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES
THERE'S A BOAR COMIN, GERALT , A BOAR AT THE HEAD OF A NILFGARD WHORE
as if Geralt would let some degenerate fucking 4channer loser to date his daughter
Why on earth would anyone prefer dealing a screeching fucking harpy Yennefer over hanging out with Ciri at your wineyard as one of the most desirable wealthy bachelors in Toussaint?
Once you apologize to Yenn for being a slut and fucking her friends and basically anything with or without a pulse she really opens up and shows her more caring side. Just because you weren't willing to put the effort into a relationship doesn't mean you're a cool dad.
>apologizing to a cunt likeYennefer, ever
You wanna know how I know that you haven't read the books?
>Just because you weren't willing to put the effort into a relationship doesn't mean you're a cool dad.
Women like Yen are not worth the effort, the only thing they give you is more problems. Don't be a fucking lapfog.
Just found his Wife today. Looks like he redeemed himself . Pretty cool storyline
>not making him hang himself
You have to be a retard to get that ending though
Not really. You save a bunch of kids instead of a wifebeater.
Women like Yenn are actually my type because there's no bullshit deception involved. She wants what she wants, which is a good thing. Would she move on if she found something better? Absolutely, which means that I have motivation to always be my best instead of settling with Tr*ss or Shan*.
Now if Yenn was a crackwhore instead of a political delitante constantly handling multiple chess pieces and also a powerful sorceress, I could agree with you.
His wife dies too though