Congratulations...The Last Video Game Character You Played As. you have won Twisted Metal. You may claim your prize...

Granted now it gives Tumors to people instead of Bread! Quite an upgrade!

I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I wish Frackin' Universe wasn't still full of stolen assets

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Granted! But the new assets are so horrifyingly poorly made they literally can crash the game. And the devs dont give a shit!

I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I just want to sleep

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Granted! You'll take a nap! In a comfy bed!
>Transports you to a comfy bed where you fall asleep only to be immediately woken up by New York rush hour traffic as your in the middle of the road
You were technically asleep for about a millosecond. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

>Kills Calypso

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Granted! That genre is dead forever! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

ive had dreams like this

Your not very good at the whole monkey's paw wish thing are you?

I wish for the destruction of all jedi and the victory of the CIS

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If you want to do a better job then do so. I just like this idea.
Granted! The Jedi have been defeated and you have obtained total victory! But crab bucketing insues and since no one has any common enemies all the villains enter an eternal civil war! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I want to kill my friends

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I wish for a new Three Kingdoms period on China

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Blow up some bots

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I wish for the extinction of all Rathalos and Rathians

I wish my game would finally come out.

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You sure you want me to make that wish, Sunshine?
It hasn't panned out well for you in the past ...

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I wish Gwyndolin was still alive. :(

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I want the conglomerate gone.

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Yeah, I'm a xbox fag.

>apocalypse

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I Wish for everyone to leave the island and that Monokuma is defeated

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GRANTED
He alive once more, while still being consumed by Aldrich

...

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I wanna be friends with you

Pata pata pata pon

We wish to crush our enemies, see them driven before us and hear the lamentations of their women

Pon pon pata pon

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A round of the hardest ale ya' got for me and my boys.

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Granted! The Wolf Among Us 2 is now a FPS MOBA with an Overwatch artstyle and loot boxes up the ass! I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I wish you couldn't grant this wish.

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I wish to fight for all eternity

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Granted. You murdered all your demon buddies!
Granted! Naughty Dog is making it with Neil at the helm!
Granted! The game sucks now because it turns out the Mascots were a major part of morale and the devs are half assing the game now!
Go ahead SweetTooth. I have prepared.
Granted! But she's completely irrelevant to the plot with no screentime!
Granted! Turns out Unions are even worse and have enslaved the people with no outlying structures!
Granted I have put you all on a new island! With no resources! Good luck!
Granted! Enjoy your useless cosmetic!
Granted! I've added you on facebook. We won't hang out though.
Granted! But your new game is...a Battle Royale ala Fortnite!

Granted! Its solid steel...with a lovely vintage!
Granted! I won't!
Granted but all your enemies are weak and boring to fight!
Granted but the game is...actually turns out...
Did a good job. Lets go with that.

HEY FAGGOT WHAT'S UP

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>Ranger in Quake Champions
I just want to go home...

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>Go ahead SweetTooth. I have prepared.

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I wish for all Seregios to be wiped out from Monster Hunter canon and games.
Fuck you, Seregios.

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Granted! The man known as Roger Q Calypso of Las Vegas Nevada is dead.
Granted! Ive called a Lyft!
Granted! Roger Q Calypso of Las Vegas now dead is in Hell!

ROCK

AND

STONE

Granted! And your still dead so enjoy being a Ghost bound to your vehicle!

Granted! Enjoy your single rock and single stone pebbles!

>Admittedly at first i though he was just a guy who was way too bored and too rich, but after seeing the events that were Twisted metal i never realized i was still underestimating him

Alright then Calypso, i wish you would prison yourself in the most Impossible to escape prison and rot in the there while you are it.

>I say it without a care of the world while holding a gun in his head in one hand and a pair of cuffs in the other, thinking that the "magic" were just smoke and mirrors.

now then help make my wish come true.

It's probably bad i wanted to try anyway.

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