Touching the boss does only damage to you

Great, thanks.

>boss and protagonist are shadowy reflections of one another

>boss summons an exact clone of you with the same gear, stats and skills

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lmao dr phil knew what he was doing

>Stop the tape! Stop the tape. I don't want to talk to you.
The sanctimonious display is great, but my favorite part comes just after.
>*audience claps*

>when low-level random encounters are insta-killed

I've found you, faker!

>you have to fight the minions while fighting the boss
>boss heals minions and summons them at will

>No! That is not Solid Snake! Stop impersonating him!

>AI is nowhere near as competent as the player
>it's a stomp

Him being right in one instance doesn't mean he's based. He still exploited people who are down on their luck. He's still a monster.

holy hell

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maybe he's a franciscan

>to gaze at the abyss, one must know it

>We're not so different, you and I.

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Did the dude really make millions from Bum Fights?

Responses like this are embarrassing, it's like you're not aware this garbage is scripted from start to end.

Yup. Phil literally had him on there just to virtue signal. Everyone knew what was up the second Mr Bum Fights showed up/changed into his outfit. He just brings him out on stage to act like he's a better person, before promptly kicking him off.

Shakes and Fidget

fuck homeless people, they're almost always drugged up and violent

That one comment:
>"I refuse to publicize this"

>airs tuesday December 12th

Of course I'm aware, idiot.
People still watch it.

maybe in o say can you see land

I've listened to way too much Stern to take Phil seriously.

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>He still exploited people who are down on their luck. He's still a monster.

>He says using a device built from materials mined by child slaves in third world countries
>He says using a device assembled by children who have been sold to the state to spend their entire lives working in factories
>He says wearing clothes produced in textile factories full of children

He's no more a monster than you are, in fact the only difference between the two of you is he's honest and you're a hypocrite.

>I'm shocked, shocked
>After we phoned you after researching you, invited you over to the studio, wrote some basic guidelines for you to say about what you do so you can tell us did a warmup and intro shoot together outside in the carpark with dramatic sweeping angles, got some of your footage and inserted it into the warmup so when we record me meeting you for the first time we can put it in your intro.
>I suppose the times I'll flub a line so we'll have to re-record my shock at discovering this for the first time for the fourth or fifth time.

"Reality" TV is honestly the most insulting term ever concocted by whomever was responsible. it is far from reality and the worst part is that there's so many people who are surprised by that.

The dude is a monster but Dr. Phil literally does the same shit but with a family friendly face. Both of them can eat a dick.

Not an argument.

I've listened to enough stern that I don't take stern seriously after taking him seriously after not taking him seriously. Unfortunately this is too much stern and now I don't take anyone seriously.

oy vey

Didn't these dudes like kidnap random homeless people and molest them off camera? I remember one of them going to jail for that. Also lighting a homeless dude on fire and beating until he couldn't crawl out the fire.

So you’re saying we must disband capitalism?