So apparently e-celebs were face scanned into the game. So yeah, that escapism you wanted...

gamesradar.com/another-internet-celebrity-is-getting-a-cyberpunk-2077-cameo/

So apparently e-celebs were face scanned into the game. So yeah, that escapism you wanted? Nah it's just self-inserts to remind you the type of world we live in instead of allowing you to relax and be immersed. I don't know how we degenerated this far.

Can't these fuckers just make another overworld for me to travel? Why do i need to see eceleb self-inserts? Why? Who wants that? Who greenlit that?

if it's like..Death Stranding or something I understand. But randomly putting e-celebs in the game people are trying to be immersed in, especially during covid?

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First thing I'm going to do when I see an e-celeb in game is blast them with my pistol or chop them in half with my sword. Not even gonna bother with their side quests.

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It's really not something I would think twice about unless I was given the option to fuck them, regardless if it's possible in the vanilla game or through mods.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE

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It's a ZOOMER game for ZOOMERS. If it has an E-celeb in it, it's going to attract ZOOMERS and the newest generation of CHILDREN. That's their primary demographic.

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i dont know who any of these e celebs are except for keanu, so im probably not going to notice anything

this
They're all literal whos

Thanks just made me feel never better about not giving a fuck about this game

How many dicks did she have to suck to get that cameo along with her new job at Santa Monica? Wew boy, why did I even go to college when I could have just started an e celeb career and got in the industry through cronyism.

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will wait for the mods to remove them

>uses her boobas to get jobs while having 0 talent whatsoever
>complains about being objectified
why do women do this?

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I don't know who these people are and wouldn't have recognized them if not for the fact that you pointed it out. I'll likely have forgotten by the time I get around to playing the game so it makes no difference to me anyways.
Maybe you should stop following e-celebs if it bothers you that much.

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DESU I felt the same way about Keannu, I still fail to see what his likeness adds outside of being a simple celebrity endorsement for marketing purposes and brand awareness

I mean even a tiny hint of a current mass culture reference is akin to the developers winking their eye at you as if to say "Hey it's just a game you're playing". I KNOW it's a game, I don't need to be reminded by the game itself about what it is.

I get paying homage to something, I get being inspired by something but to straight include some stuff from another media product just so because you can while it not contributing to the story or the world is just plain dumb fan service. Imagine Scooby Doo appearing out of the blue in Blade Runner. It's just jarring and inappropriate.

It also helps break immersion. All the current mass culture references in a game set 60 years from now take you out of the game. Just let the world stand on its own.

Besides level of publicity was already off the charts even before they revealed Reeves as Silverhand.

And what is most ironic is that the very retards who love this stuff is the EXACT sort of thing that the Cyberpunk's overmarketed setting with ads in a vending machine in your house actually makes fun of.

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*pirates your artwork*

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is it really cronyism when she's attractive and in a field where the male to (real) female ratio is 10:1

i dont. the fact that the people i'm talking to in the game are all e-celebs though is a problem.

Yes. It is.

how do I get her to suck my peepee with those dsl???

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The new Haydee looks like a deliciously brown version of Alanah

stop objectifying her!!

why are they making a game for children though?

This is based HOWEVER I will not even notice any e-celebs in the game aside from the girl in OP because I don't watch that trash

Alanah Pearce got to where she is because of her creative spirit and ingenuity as shown in...uh...

instead of not doing their quest, I have decided to not buy the game in the first place

Buying this trash encourages this behavior

it's more of the fact that you know most of the people you talk to are random internet celebs and this is what the game is built around. that's what should disgust you

The CDP of W1 is long gone

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Be black

This means I can kill Alanah in Cyberpunk 2077? And with mods maybe do even more??? Based.

I'm just glad she's off Funhaus. What a void of charisma.

this world is going south in a way i never expected.

Funhaus is dead.

she's creative with a dick if you catch my drift(I meant that she probably sucks people off in exchange for favorable treatment in her career)

Imagine the 10/10s they would have gotten from Zig Forums if they used hololive characters as blade runner style A.I. Joi holograms.

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It's getting there

>So yeah, that escapism you wanted? Nah it's just self-inserts to remind you the type of world we live in instead of allowing you to relax and be immersed.
doesnt affect me, i have no idea who any of these cunts are and probably wont even recognise them
if you do recognise them, then the issue with poor taste faggots like yourself who are influenced by ecelebs, negatively or positively
good job getting influenced by influencers, you sub-90 IQ dreg

Why play this when you could be playing Ace Combat instead

what did he mean by this?

Don't know her, don't care. Still buying Cyberpunk 2077 lol.

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umm, bro. I don't know who they are. It's more of the fact that all of the characters you are talking to aren't characters, but e-celebs. They remove a layer of immersion. When I talk to an NPC I will think 'this is probably some e-celeb and we live in a world of zoomers who are obsessed with them so much that they are in this game im playing that could be so much better than it is. I don't know why you are too retarded to see the point I'm making.

I have no idea who any of these whores are.

Fuck Keanu too. I'm sure he's an alright dude but that doesn't mean I care to see him in my vidya.

To think, this was the Teaser trailer.

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After joining the 42% and being buried by your parents under your real name, you will eventually be dug up by archeologists 1000 years from now. It will only take them one glance at your skeleton to say, 'it's a male'

It's there. It went to shit when Bruce left and now all they've got left is James and Elyse.

yeah man. i dont know what's happening now but every game is SJW trash these days

>face scan
>whores can no longer hide behind photo shop and make up
>come out looking like goblinas
we get the final laugh

Damn, that was kino af

then you can never complain about e-celebs ever again.

It's the pinnacle of cynical marketing. Just think about it for 5 seconds. If you put all the e-celeb shills in your game, they'll never talk shit about it. In fact, they'll never stop talking it up because they're in the fucking game. they'll do it for free. forever.

If the delays weren't a massive megaton over 9000 red flag, this should tell you everything.

I have no idea who that is because I dont follow e-celebs. To me thats just a randomly generated NPC face and I wont ever know the difference.

Still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

Seeing all the e-celeb garbage was actually the point where I lost the desire to even pirate this shit.

When she first mentioned that she was getting a job she couldn't turn down, I fucking knew it was going to be something Sony related considering she's buddies with Cory and Troy. I never would've thought it was going to be a fucking writing job with Santa Monica. I still don't understand it.

a large chunk of people stopped their pre-order when it was announced for consoles

The B team has stepped up around the Willems imo, it's not nearly as good as it once was, but it's not bad. Either way I don't see it lasting much longer.

i dont know who any of these cunts are anyway so dont care, neither should any of you unless you are under 16 and gay

I'm the same way, I took it off of my wishlist entirely. I think I removed it when the 1st person boxing video dropped but the e-celeb shit is just so fucking cynical I can't help but admire it.

Wrong.

>maxresdefault.jpg
>using the word zoomer in 2020
hello underage. stop trying to fit in, it's embarrassing

you're a retard and missing the point then

Half of the posters on Zig Forums look like this now too.

No, you do understand. You've understood the whole time. We all did.

oh sorry let me research this e celeb so i can generate my own outrage

Half the posters look like Jim Sterling?

whats the point? If it wasnt an eceleb, it would just be another generic actor they hired. If I dont know who either of them are whats the difference? At least this way its some fan service to the morons that simp for her. Win win imo.

Even after all the rpg stuff was dropped I thought it could still be a decent fps, but then I saw the gameplay videos.

>a large chunk of people stopped their pre-order when it was announced for consoles
This board is full of shite.

it's not meant to be a fps retard. it has first person shooting but that's not the genre it is

see

I don't know any of these people so I can't exactly call it game breaking. If it was Arin, Jontron, or Markiplier then yeah I'd be pretty weirded out

I literally wouldn't know who she was, if you guys didn't shill her every day.

Also, I'm not buying the game anyway, so it really makes no matter to me. I'm just saying. But you know the shilling is bad when even people who are interested in the game have noticed the number of threads. Chill out, dude.

why do you want those simps playing and influencing the devs in the first place? Why do you want to play a game knowing that a large chunk of NPCs you are talking to are eceleb chaims? Do you just enjoy being raped or..?