Enemies can softlock themselves

I assume it got out. Doesn't look dead but it looks like it has been there for a while. You could probably use a car jack or something between the bars to bend them enough for it to get out.

*sighs* The newgaggers...

I fucking hate what this fucking site has done to me. Seeing that and the first thing I think of is that fucking /k/ pasta where they molested a stuck deer to orgasm. I fucking hate that from now till the end of my days that'll be a memory in my head alongside Cum Jar, goatse, and Mr. Hands.

>/k/ pasta where they molested a stuck deer to orgasm
Can that be considered animal abuse?

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Absolutely incorrect.

Did you ever see the /k/ meetup where someone brought cum brownies?

This was the one where they wanted to get deer scent "from the source" and one of the hunters took his wife's vibrator, right?

who gives a shit deers are just giant rats. they are pests

Hating 9gag was an extension of hating Reddit. Newfags think Reddit is everything but what Reddit was hated for in 2011.

Ever since that thread where the guy talked about fucking a deer for over 5 hours I haven't been able to look at deers without getting a stiffy

I used reddit until like 2012 hating 9gag was always a circlejerk there.

I remeber finding a deer like this and then getting closer only to realize it was dead and like that for days.
You could see its rib bones and everything, pretty cool.

Dumb deer

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I lost all sympathy for deers the night I was driving back from a late night at work and saw a family of deer crossing the road and safely pulled over fucking 12 feet away to let them cross and one still managed to run head first into my truck denting it before limping away. Fuck 'em.

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I've never been able to look at rabbits the same after I saw a seagull swallow a full hare on youtube

Saw a video like this once but it was a guy pulling a rabbit out of his asshole lol

Deer are vermin and need to be taught to fear humans again

>game has fall damage

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did he died

no he respawned

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haha imagine using that deer as an onahole haha just imagine how it would feel wrapped around your cock haha just joking unless

Aw

you couldnt be more wrong you piece of monkey shit

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This post turning me on is all you guys' fault. I mean it happened a long time ago but I still resent this place for the things it convinced me were fuckable.

If you're a man everything is fuckable. Unless your dick is too big for it.

>Dolphins are fucking assholes
>Pandas are literal mistakes
>Deer turn into zombies
>Koalas eat their own shit
>Most dog breeds are sins against nature
>Cat shit is literally toxic waste
>Rabbits can fill your house with shit in a minute
>Hamsters eat their young
>Ducks murderrape their gf
Cute animals are fucked up. Is there an animal that's actually cute period?

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Imagine living in a place with rats

A dolphin wouldn't think twice. Are you not as smart as a dolphin?

oh deer

You both have points
but I shouldn't want to pin down that doe and fuck it so hard it hasn't the ability or desire to fuck off back into the wild to continue being a retarded pest and hazard to motorists

yes i too became aroused by the OP image. Its ok.
Dont actually fuck deers though.

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I don't know what people see in Koalas honestly. I always thought they were fucking ugly

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>12 feet away
Literally your fault

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