Reminder that he could beat your favorite video game character.
Reminder that he could beat your favorite video game character
Nathan Thompson
Jason Ramirez
Who is he and what are his powers?
John Taylor
his power is he wins because comic writers decided they want him to win
Grayson Jackson
>There's another multiverse called the DARK MULTIVERSE where SPOOKY KOOKY BAD SHIT HAPPENS
>Instead of it being various bad ends for heroes, 99% of it is literally just Batman over and over again
>Even the fucking dark god presiding in it is Batman
>The toughest, most evillest Batman is Batman+Joker, he has the strongest plot armor of all!
>Even if you beat him, everything goes just as planned
>Eventually, he ends up turning 666 heroes (OOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME NIGGERMAN) to his side through pure prep time and gamer energy
>At the same time, Lex Luthor is an ayy and is now serving a cosmic MILF, he's also acting as Santa Claus to various villains
>Batlol makes literal cosmic entities job to him like Nix Uotan, The Spectre, Wally West, and the Phantom Stranger
>Lex and Batgamer have a kerfuffle, Batkek loses but JUST AS PLANNED and gets Lex fired
>Entire multiverse is now invaded by Batmen from Dark Multiverse
>The fucking Earth is now shaped into the Batman symbol
>Batkek gets killed by Wonder Woman with an invisible chainsaw, but JUST AS PLANNED!
>He has his brain which Wondie was too braindead to destroy put into a Bruce Wayne who was also Manhattan who he lobotomized
>Becomes THE DARKEST KNIGHT, THE DARKEST BATMAN TO EVER EXIST, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HE ALSO HAS THE SKILLS OF EVERY BATMAN TO EXIST IN THE DARK MULTIVERSE, WHICH IS INFINITE, SO THAT GIVES HIM AN INFINITE SKILLSET, OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>NOW HE'S GONNA MAKE EVEN MORE FUCKING BATMEN AND BETRAY HIS BOSS WHO WAS ALSO THE FUCKING HAND AT THE BEGINNING OF EXISTENCE
>AND ALSO HE HAS A ROBIN SIDEKICK WHO WAS ALSO FUCKING BRUCE WAYNE WHO IS SO EDGY THAT HE STUFFED THE FLASH'S MOM'S CORPSE INTO A RING AND DID THE SAME FOR THE ASHES OF THE CHILDREN OF ALAN SCOTT (FIRST GREEN LANTERN) AFTER HE KILLED THEM WHICH ALSO MAKES HIM IMMUNE TO HIS POWERS
>NOW HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE AND KILL EVERYONE TO MAKE 52 UNIVERSES OF SPOOKINESS THAT ALSO LAUGH
Liam Clark
He's literally Batman.
Does your favorite video game character stand against a fight with Batman hmm?
...
Thought so.
Benjamin Parker
Stop making this God damn thread.
Lincoln Murphy
Judge Death?
Alexander Powell
If it's Batman can't you just shoot him with a gun
Xavier Martin
Think again faggot
Cooper Hughes
Prep time this
Hunter Johnson
But can he beat Rean
James Butler
eaten by Kirby
Luke Williams
You're fucking ded
Carter Fisher
Glad I never got into comics.
This would be too much of a betrayal to handle.
Isaiah Sanders
Why can't Zig Forumsfags keep their shit contained there, is their board that bad?
William Martin
>Blam
As far as onomatopoeia goes, that's one of the weaker ones.
Cooper Nelson
>poises through his attacks
>chain backstabs him
ez pz
Jonathan Baker
If you were the types of person who was still into cape-shit, cape-shit starring Batman at that, then you would've been used to this shit by now.
Christopher Collins
There's a point when comics should have stopped this stupid powercreep nonsense, in fact, they should have ceased to exist long ago.
Knull and The Batman Who Laughs are the epitome of stupidity and nonsense.
Asher Cooper
>lol no
Jace Morgan
Cringe helmet
Cringe physique
Cringe concept
Batman who laughs sucks. Yellow ring super man is the true chad choice.
Xavier Reed
Nah, Judge Death is low tier.
Jaxon Adams
I'd be inclined to read this because of how over the top this sounds. I mean really, how accurate is this to the actual comic?
David Robinson
Why Superman looks so chad in that image
Carson Morgan
Fuck you
Colton Jackson
I fucking knew as soon as this dude showed up some stupid shit was going to happen.
That's the problem with anime, comics and games that don't control their power levels.
>starts out good (batman in gotham before justice league)
>now he can keep up with gods because "lol prep time"
world of warcraft is going through the same shit with shadowlands
>lich king, elemental lords, dragon aspects, titans, FUCKING SARGERAS are very powerful
>players are now finding new worlds with things stronger than all of the above
and we're supposed to believe that the players are able to keep up with this stupid bullshit
Caleb Gomez
>loses to yokai of sex, yokais of jew and yokai of booze
James Roberts
Joseph Allen
Owlbatman will never stop being the best thing on this page except for maybe Batbane.
Daniel Bell
Perpetua got usurped? What bullshit is this?
Landon Russell
Ah the good ol' playground "infinity times two" character fights that pervades writings that go beyond the original authors.
This is why I hate any Cthulhu mythos stuff outside of Lovecraft himself.
Other writers: Humanity is dooooooomed and all gods are baryonic, 4d, insta insanity creatures!
Lovecraft: Cthulhu gets plowed through by an old fashioned steam boat, Azathoth is a moron who sits around doing nothing, and a regular guy becomes a dream god
Juan Carter