Insult Swordfighting Thread

Zig Forums, you fight like a dairy farmer.

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I am rubber you are glue

You watch a Playstation game and you still lose.

Reddit lives in your head rent free

How do you know what Reddit is like? Are you a regular?

I once has a dog that was smarter than you.

You just know...

Funny thing, I AM a dog.

I once met a janitor that was smarter than you.

Now scurry back there, away with thee!

I fought mudcrabs more fiersome than you!

What a fitting assignment for someone with nothing but baits in his repertoire.

There's no more fight in thee than in a stewed prune!

I will shit all over you.

I'm black and you just relaxed!

You should better manage your diet.

I seriously hope OP didn't expect actual wit here

And there are no more stewed prunes in thee then there is your mothers rancid teet milk

The humor in these games was lame even back then. It's like Reddit but it was around before them. What's it called? It's awful.

The virgin Monkey island vs the Chad King's quest.

>intentionally start arguments on Zig Forums
>win literally every single time
how do i do it

how fitting user, you fight like a cow.

Pro tip: you don't

>The humor in these games was lame even back then
no it wasnt, because the lameness only appeared through interconnectivity, which cause everyone to know the same jokes and repeat them ad nauseam until the got stale.
jokes have a half life, and it decreases trough exposure.

Think about what this really means.

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>giving him 2 more free wins

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How appropriate you fight like a cow

How appropriate. You write like a Wojakposter.

*contorts face to look like a soijak*
*repeats what you said*

>How appropriate you fight like a cow

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I once met a jannie who got paid more than you