Press escape key

>game crashes
>alt tab doesn't work
>ctrl alt delete task manager doesn't work
>alt f4 doesn't work
>shut off pc
>pc doesn't turn back on
>throw pc across the room
>turns back on even though it's not even plugged in anymore
>grab it and plug it back in
>stops shuts off again
>grab a handgun
>start shooting the pc
>after a few shots it turns back on again
>as soon as you sit down it shuts off again
>grab it and throw it out of the window
>you see it turn on again even though it's broken into multiple pieces
>press f to jump out of the window and kill yourself

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>pc doesn't turn back on
Even my grandpa with alzheimers was less tech illiterate than you

>game freezes while loading
>screen goes black
>splash sound effect playing forever
>press B^U, nothing happens
>hit the windows key, nothing
>alt tab? obviously not
>by some miracle, the control alt delete menu pops up
>press task manager
>black screen
>try again 50 times
>end task
>end task
>end task
>end task
>FUCKING NOTHING
>spam windows key, control alt delete, alt tab, fucking anything
>reboot computer

you and your grandpa never had a ghost pc nigger

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>type first five letters
>try and enter the last R
>game crashes
wtf

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>start game
>the graphics settings are on ultra with resoltuion at 4k by default
>game runs at 20 fucking fps
>you barely get into the options to change the texture quality
>just before you set it to low the game crashes
>you get back on
>game is still on 4k, ultra settings
>game crashes again
>you edit the resolution through the game files
>games running just fine now
>you start the game
>three hours in it fucking crashes again and won't start
>you try refunding through steam
>refund gets rejected
>you pirate a copy of the game
>pirated copy doesn't start
>you buy off of gog
>gog copy also doesn't start
>buy a ps4 and an xbox and 2 copies of the game
>game gets stuck on an infinite update loop and you can't play on both systems
>you die of starvation because you spent all of your money on some retarded vidya
>plot twist
>it was just a dream
>you try to look for the same vidya in real life
>you find it
>try to play it
>game crashes
>repeat

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WhAt woukd you expect it to do

>Press alt tab
>Game turns into a black window, preventing me from clicking anything
>Click game on taskbar
>Video settings are now fucked

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>Press escape key
>Game or program instantly closes
超連射68K

>game uses the shift key
>sticky key activated

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Did he died

>Kid proceeds to flag a loaded gun at me while also shooting it in my vicinity in ricochet territory
I would beat the ever loving shit out of this little bitch.

You’re trying too hard user

Jokes on him for having a stupid kid in his house.

That poor Father.

>Don't start game windowed
Instantly crashes

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>close game
>desktop icons are all misarranged

>Close game
>Os is now 23 bit

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>alt-tab out of the game
>browser window got resized to 640x480

>press Alt+F4
>the game asks you something
>In japanese

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>only way to exit the game is with alt+f4

Name seven hundred and fifty actual games that do this

99% of the 9600 games in delicious-fruit.com/

>I Wanna
>makes up like 80% of the "games" I can immediately see
I said actual games.

>see npc i want dead
>know it'll be a hard fight
>stock up on ammo and explosives
>consume all atk/def buffs
>quick save
>aim at head and shoot
>bullet goes through npc, nothing happens
>npc is essential and immune to all damage

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>i-i-it doesn't c-count
ok retard

Retroarch is such garbage.

>press print screen key
>game crashes