The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with Earth

Your only hope to survive is to take cover in an underground fallout shelter. There are only two shelters left with one space each.

Choice A: Shelter full of Super Smash Bros fans
Choice B: Shelter full of Zelda fans

Which do you pick?

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Choice B: Shelter full of Zelda fans

I melt

Fuck you motherfucker you stole my thread abour Saturn. Fuck youuu these (you)s were supposed to be mineee

Okay first of all, the sun cannot fall out of orbit, we are the ones that orbit the sun. Second of all, if that really did happen, we would be dead because the heat of the sun would boil the oceans up within a few million miles of us. So no shelter would save you, we would have to relocate in giant spaceships to Mars.

>Walk into A
>take a rancid wet fart
>run out and seal the door
>if I dont make it to B it was completely worth it

Choice B all the way. There's no ventilation system powerful enough to handle the Smash Bros fans.

B, this isn't even a question

congrats on taking the bait you 1000 iq idiot

I don't care about either but I'll pick Zelda fans because it's a singleplayer franchise so I'll have less awkward social interactions due to faggots wanting to get together for multiplayer sessions.

>Your only hope to survive is
None
/thread

Actually I KNEW it was a troll, so I posted seriously like I didn't know. So actually, I trolled you.

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with Earth
That's not how it works.

They're the same shelter.

>2020
>Using "I was just pretending to be retarded"

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>zelda fans are 75% girls
>smash bros are "25% girls"
Hmm such a toughie bros

I mean, they're real girls but they're laser cheese kind of girls.

>choice b
Rape the tranny and girl fans of link

Last time I choose the Zelda shelter and it was aweful and full of ugly fat women trying to seduce me, next time I'll choose the smash bro one

this was debunked

>2021
>falling for reverse bait

the sun orbits the milky way galaxy you dumb fucks

it orbits the center of the galaxy

>Fallen out of orbit
Orbit is the natural state of the universe user.
Electrons orbit. Moons orbit. Planets orbit. Suns orbit. Even galaxies orbit.
The universe is a spinny place

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There's no such thing as electron orbits.

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>most zelda "fans" are girls
>smash fans all smell horrible
tough choice

I don't know user did everything we learn in high school end up being false?

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>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

Zelda. A sealed bunker full of Smash fans sounds like Auschwitz

Not like anyone knows how shit truly works anyway.

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but auschwitz wasnt full of pedos-
oh wait

The orbital patterns you learn involve shell levels and how many electrons are possibly there at the instance. It's accurate to some degree, but that's not how every atom is shaped.

Auschwitz had showers, though.

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kek

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>"debunked" by kotaku

i knew this was coming

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