MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY!

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY!

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>hit my wifey over the head with my #NintendoSwitch today. 700 hours of Zelda? lost.

>One PS5 console, with a copy of Spiderman: Miles Morales, please

im getting mixed signals here

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Haha ok little buddy, here is your Xbox controller. Enjoy your gamepass.

They are making fun of the guy, but the fact is that he looks better than anyone in this shitty thread.

No way is he even 5’6 lol

How can I tell this guy's short as fuck without a single reference to compare him to in the image?

The glasses aren't helping and it's very easy to tell he's a manlet. He does look better than me though, but I'm taller than him.

5'3, tops.

>They are making fun of the guy, but the fact is that he looks better than anyone in this shitty thread.
Anyone in this thread who isn't a manlet is by default more attractive.

kek

He's disproportionate, look at the size of his fucking head.

Did you seriously just kek your own middling post?

>Lanklets are automatically attractive
Lolno
>t. femanon

>no matter how hard you work out you can't exercise your baby face

I feel sorry for him

Not with that onions baby face

How big do you think his dick is

>just go to the gym bro it'll fix all your problems

kek, I love this guy. post of the decade. did anyone screencap? I think @MatPat will enjoy dissecting it character by character. (O.O)

You will never be a woman.

>femanon
Nice try. You will never pass.

Solid 6 incher I'd bet

>low body fat
>face is still skinnyfat
Every time.

His face is average at worst. And he has no skin problems.

You will never be with a woman.

When he was around 7, I told my 2nd kid the only thing mom ever wants is peace and quiet. He used it as a bartering tool to live the life of a king by exchanging evenings of invisibility for perks. He'd always get first dibs on video games or other toys for about a year before the older kid figured out what was going on.

I got it! He's a Giant Dwarf! I was wondering why this looked so weird to me.

I'm married with two kids, might be time to get your puss filled wound cleaned out faggot.

He is doing better though?

i am gay i dont need women, only real men

When I was in high school, there was a senior who was maybe 5'4" at most. The dude was absolutely jacked, though. They would call him "Russell the Butt Muscle" for a reason: That guy was a bodybuilder in every sense of the word.

I can't not see this as photoshopped

I wanna be BUFF cosmo!

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as a woman I can say that I'd never date a manlet

post feet

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t.womanlet

no

yes

It's photoshopped

Manlet here. Please be in London.

Looks like my old college roommate and even appears to be the same height. My roommate isn't as buff though.

They aren't your kids and never will be, cuck

>he looks better than anyone in this shitty thread
assuming he's straight, being that short is a fucking death sentence.
I assume fags are less picky about height but I can't say for sure.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM JIMMY WONT GET OFF!!

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Nope, they're my kids. Too ugly not to be. Don't you have a game to speedrun?