Why was Dark Sun Gwyndolin raised as a girl?

Why was Dark Sun Gwyndolin raised as a girl?

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He got the power of the Moon which usually girls get. Gwyn had no other choice, but turn his son into a femboy

To make cum leak through my cock

Moon powers were stereotypically only for girls and Gwyn had massive autism and a fetish for abusing and abandoning his own children considering what he did to 3/4 (or 4/5) of them and his granddaughter too.

Gwyn was high on søy and wanted to impress people on Tweeter

Because its hot.

>King of Storm betrayed Gwyn
>Gwynevere was married to ugly as fuck dragon and gave birth to disabled children
>Gwyndolin was raised as a girl and was betrayed by his own man
>Filianorre slept for thousands years and never woke up
Man, Gwyn's family is depressing

Miyazaki appreciates femboys and had to justify his existence somehow

Gwyndolin was a fag and obsessed with moon powers, which was typically reserved for women. So if Gwyn couldn't make him act like a man, he could at least pretend he was a woman so he didn't have to live with having a fuck up as a child. A couple thousand years of dress wearing and fake tit growing and, poof, femboy gwyndolin.

Gwyndolin is a real woman.

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

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From what we found out about them, they all deserved better.

>Gwynevere was married to ugly as fuck dragon and gave birth to disabled children
You mean Velka, the self-entitled goddess with the plan to dethrone the Lords, who did experiments with the immortal dragon with the same plan to build an immortal child with both the capabilities of hurting the gods (Occult) and turning completely invisible, an ability Oolacialian sorcerer had deemed impossible, as complete invisibility leads humans into ceasing to exist.

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I'm pretty sure Gwyn force feminizing his baby son is supposed to be a bad thing. Where was the neoreactionaries in Lordran?

traps in fantasy settings are based

Except Gwyn himself.

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The fuck is this fanfiction?

The fuck is this?

>Why was Dark Sun Gwyndolin raised as a girl?
its commentary on the delusion of supporting trannies. just as gwyn not allowing the age of fire to end was due to his denial and fucked up the world his denial of his own son's faggotry lead to gwyndolin getting ALDRITCHED a fate worse than death

Stream that film if you're so great

Gwyndolin and Priscilia are Gwyn and Seath's experimental dragon-secks kids. Why do you think Seath has an exploded butthole? Anyway he dressed the kid up as a girl to convince himself that Seath's also a chick, even though Gwyn himself conferred the title of "Duke" to him.

You know the rules.

>sees fan theories as canon

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Ok time to derail your obvious coomer thread with actual lore discussion, why the hell does this man have tentacles? was this ever explained?

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If anything, the Gwynevere thing is the bigger fanfiction, its stated in game that Gwynevere was married to a nobody god and left Anor Londo. Early theories just pointed at Gwynevere because she was the only large lady in the game and that was literally it.
Meanwhile, Priscilla is standing in an area CHOCKfull of Velka followers, items, culture and symbols. Why would the child, the single reason the painting exists at all if the key to it, the doll, is anything to be interpretated, be different?

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The only one of those that's a fan theory is that Gywnevere was married to Seathe instead of Priscilla being the product of her just being a sick fuck or Seathe growing her in a lab.

They're snakes.

Those are serpents, and serpents are like undeveloped dragons. Dragon-buttsecks. See

Because I like to fuck girly boy butt and traps make my dick hard

>its stated in game that Gwynevere was married to a nobody god and left Anor Londo
AT some point, but Priscilla's painting is in her temple prominently and her followers, the painting guardians, defend it. The only thing you got going for you is crows and tumblr art.

There is also a theory that Gwynevere married Oceiros and gave birth to Lorian and Lothric

Because god was japanese and you cant have anything japanese without either traps or lolis

The king didn't autism himself into a dragon until after the kids were born.

Best theory I've heard is that dieing fire caused Gwyns youngest child to have birtch defects.

Everything is his comment makes perfect sense and is stated in game.
Velka wants to ruin the Lords and punish them for their sins (First Sin? Relinking of the Fire). Fact
Velka is or is related to the Crow, the sole reason your quest can even begin, a japanese play-on-words on her item descriptions and scrapped content can be used to make the connection of Velka and Crows, but the Paintign basically 100%'s this. Debateable.
Priscilla's weapon can do Occult damage. Fact
Occult damage is explained as making unhealeable wounds on gods. Fact.
Seath doesn't give a SHIT about the gods. Maybe invented the Mimics and there's a mimic with an Occult Club in Anor Londo's basement. Debateable, but shouldn't be fact at this point.
Invisibility should be impossible but Priscilla can still do it. Factand was canon before the DLC because that one Princess NPC always sold the spell to be "ALMOST invisible", and invisibility makes for some REALLY good assassins. Fact

And what do you got for Priscilla being a Gwynevere baby aside from porn art and big lady makes big baby?

Rosaria is Gwynevere