Buy it for a loved one this Christmas

Buy it for a loved one this Christmas.

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I'M ONLY HUMAN

Id rather unclog a shitty toilet with my bare hands

ID RATHER DRINK BUFFALO DIARRHEA OUT OF A DEAD SKUNKS ASSHOLE

it fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, it's a piece of shit and I don't like it!

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

I don't buy games i pirate them or flirt with men and get them to buy games for me.

Also Scott is canon. Fuck you trannies who play as Sara.

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No, it is one of the worst things to have ever happened. it literally killed a beloved franchise single-handedly.

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that would be mass effect 3 though. Andromeda just promised to revive the corpse then spat on it and buried it again.

I finished the ME trilogy and saw it was on sale for $6. I said fuck it. I played for around 10-20 minutes and got my refund. Jesus Christ almighty, it was like an entirely different game.

Dude no, come on. Mass Effect 3, despite its faults, was way better than Andromeda. People were ready for the new entry in the series afterwards, and what they got was Andromeda, the sequel which prevented any other sequels from ever happening with how irretrievably dreadful it was.

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ok ok ok, I bought this game when it was on sale for $9 and gave it a fair shake it's fucking dreadful.

>8% didn't cure the genofaggotry
>64% did not meet Wrex
How retarded do you have to be to cure the genophage with Wrex dead?
I sabotage that shit every time even if it means shooting Mordin and Wrex.

unironically got this the other day and it's sitting waiting to be played
loved the original trilogy (100% on all of them) so i'm curious, it can't be that bad... right?

it has a slow start but I really like it - I've 100% it twice and am still salty we'll never get the quarian arc dlc

It has the best combat of the series if you didn't like ME1 combat

If you liked ME1 combat, you'll hate this

Peebee fucking sucks, but all of the other characters are pretty good - as you might've guess I'm a Tali simp so having no Quarians fucking hurts the game, but it's not as bad as people make it out

>Soldier and Infiltrator more popular than Vanguard
Huh, I thought it would be the other way around

Vanguard and Sentinel are the best classes, just fucking try and prove me wrong.

I found ME2 to have the best combat but I liked the exploration of ME1.

Didn't I tell you last week to kill yourself? Damn hardheaded 3rd world faggot

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>talicancer loves andromeda
Why am I not surprised

>most people refuse to play the most fun classes because "muh cawadooty"
imagine not playing vanguard and just wrecking absolute havoc on everything because you wanted to shoot guns
>64% did not meet Wrex in ME3
I don't even think this has ever happened to me, I assumed it would be the other way around

What kind of powers does Big Bird have?

Characters are so fucking bland and boring, it's amazing how trannies and SJWs who created this game think Andromeda crew is "fun" and "cool". Explains what goes on in their heads.

I have legit given this game 5 chances, got to snow planet and I gave up. Even tho gameplay is engaging, but I can't stand a single fuck deadbeat character in this game. Holy shit.

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>asari are attractive to every race in the galaxy
>looks are one of the factors in their position of power
>implied to influence others' perception
>this ugly thing shows up
why.

Unless your boyfriend is into aliens, I dont see why

The multiplayer is fun just like ME3. Shame about how some races are removed though.

>ME3 despite its faults
No
Wrong
Fuck you
Incorrect
No way Fag
Uh Uh
Fuck off
Absolutely Not
You're a liar
It sucks
Shit the bed
Terrible
Killed the series
Sour note
It stinks.

Cope

no u

Tell me another story about the Shepherd, fuckface

Took me 14.6 hours to finish the main story

Possibly the biggest waste of potential ive ever seen in a game.

Once there was a sad incel who was so sad he cried on the internet about an 8 year old video game
The end

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