What's the most you've ever broken during a gamer moment?

Once edged for like 8 hours 3 days in a row. Felt like my balls were going to implode and my dick was burned raw and was in a state of constant semi-chub. Shit was so cash. The thing I broke was my heart because at one point I felt a really strange sensation in my chest (it wasn't love I'm pretty sure it was like the warning sign that I was going to kill myself if I kept it up)

admittedly, I had over 5 per mille of alcohol in my blood and got taken to a hospital soon after

I broke a pen that had ran out of ink once, but that's it.

punched my keyboard once like OP's pic cus of a maplestory jump quest when I was 13, never did anything like it again after that

Actual fucking autists

Sorry not everyone acts like a nigger

the rubber on my 360 pad's left stick has worn away over the years, does that count?

You're the type of person to murder a girl that says something mean to you.

when i was like 10-ish i got so frustrated at jumper (that one platformer where you play as a little red guy have to double jump around electricity) that i ripped the jump button (the up arrow key) clean off my laptop. it still worked after that but gradually ceased to function over time.

was also playing world of warcraft on my laptop at around the same age, and i distinctly recall dealing with so much lag - both due to the laptop being shit and my internet at the time being shit - that while my game was completely frozen, i took a nearby thumbtack and drove it through my laptop screen. it still worked just fine afterwards. just had a crack in it where the thumbtack got driven in

>moment
Nope, doesn’t count

the rubber of my gamepad from sinking my nails in them out of fear during dead space and dead space 2.
and my nails are cut, I just sinked them in so hard

I'm not good with horror games. I shit my pants during amnesia too. bought the game, played it for 5 minutes, F4, never played it again

You're mum's vagina. Now stop making shitty data mining threads or I'll break you're sisters' next.

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scary

The world record.

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Thankfully nothing. I've been pissed at a game, sure, but not enough to damage my equipment. What am I, a fucking Smash Bros player?

>rage issues
>calls it a gamer moment.

if losing a video game causes you to become physically violent then you have issues and should probably resolve them instead of going
"Gamer moment Ha Ha"

My parents bought a brand new rear projection TV when they were new for almost $5k
Playing Halo 2 with my dad and brother and they kept teaming up on me
I had enough and I went up to the TV and headbutt it until it broke
I've never been so mad in my life and I lost video game privilege for almost 3 years

So not smashing my furniture somehow equates to me chaining children and that one very hot redhead that always where a skimpy as FUCK miniskirt down the block in my basement? You gay nigga straight up.

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It's a reference to The Boondocks you fucking philistine.

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I flung my phone into a concrete wall after losing in chess

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Nothing because I am not a fucking loser

Letting children's toys enrage you to the point of breaking your own property is not "alpha".
It's autism. You have autism. You're a little bitch and you have autism.

brand new curved monitor, mech keyboard and the desk in one moment of "fucking get out of my way dogmeat, you faggot!"

Girls don't speak to me

>couch gun game at friends place
>4 player, melee resets to 0
>win a couple rounds, friends get salty
>they all I'm deuteranopic
>pick the most annoyingly green brown map there is, camo up to match
>every time I start building up momentum they start hiding to catch me off guard and melee me back to zero
>pretty pissed, but fuck it, let them have their fun
>following matches they continue to abuse my disability to grief me, verbally insulting me
>politely ask for them to stop as i am boiling with rage now
>everyone except one agrees
>makes it his life mission to ruin my day because it's funny
>after doing it one too many times throw controller full swing into his face
>bust the r1 r2 as well as the kids lip
Only chimp out I ever had, and honestly would do it again. Kid was never smacked in his life before that and needed to taste some blood to learn

i threw a small allen wrench at my TV 15 years ago and it had a little dent after. probably some pencils too