Anyone else thankful for Rean?
Anyone else thankful for Rean?
William Evans
Cooper Baker
He looks like an anime soi boy
Asher Hughes
Doobs!
Easton Anderson
Haha...
Robert Hall
*spreads asshole*
yes
Owen Wood
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
Brayden Taylor
no
screw rean
rance is better
Oliver James
Doobs!
Caleb Kelly
Cringe
Nicholas Ramirez
Bean...
David Ramirez
>534213907
TF with this guy?
looks like a simp
Easton Hernandez
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE REAN YOU HAVE TO HELP ME RUFUS IS TRYING TO GET IN MY ROOM HE WON'T STOP CHUCKLING I GAVE HIM KEA BUT HE WONT STOP TERRORIZING ME YOU HAVE TO GET TO CROSSBELL NOW I DONT LIKE GET PSYCHICALLY HURT NOOOOOOOOHHHHG
RANDDDDYYYYYYYYYY
STOP TEACHING FOREIGN KIDS IN SOME PRISON COUNTRY AND GET BACK HERRRREEEE AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
*WACK*
STOP IT RUFUS-SAM*TWAAAAAP*BISH* NO MY LITTLE GIRL FIGURINES, I *WHHAAAAP BONG* OOOOOHGGGEEEEEEE!!! *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* OGGHHHHH
*rapid machine gun punches from Rufus into Lloyds stomach*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* NOOOOOOOOO MY 2 MIRA WRISTWATCH WITH AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT FUCKIN HURTS MY LEGS I CANT GET OVER WITH THEM BROKEN RUFUS SAMA NOOOOJG *PSSSSHHHHH* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW MY LOLI GLASS CONTAINER DISPLAY OUT THE WINdooooooooooo.... *faints*
*tapes Lloyd with duct tape naked upside down with a plunger on top of his head on the bell Central Square Crossbell City*
nuuugh... wah, where AM I AND WHY ARE ALL THESE GIRLS STARING AT ME AND GIGGLING AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE RUFUS SAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL NEVER GET LAID NOW REAN RANDY HELP MEEEEEEE
Jackson Morgan
Haha...
Kneel.
Hunter Harris
Beta male fantasy character, no wonder it's so popular in Japan, fucking hilarious.
Liam Robinson
Haha...
Elijah Davis
AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE RIXIA!! HELP ME!!? PLS CARRY THIS JOBBER HUUGHH!!
Kevin Perez
>534214358
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
cliché
>final student of a legendary swordsman
clichéx2
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
cliché x3
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
"chad"
>his sister and her friend's vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
Rance
>masters and can fully control his demonic powers
cliché x4
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
and?
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history
cliché x5
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
Byleth did that
>"haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
?
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist
MAXIMUM cliché
>is technically royalty, his biological...
MAXIMUM cliché again
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
fuck this shit
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
rance x2
>kills himself
so he's ded
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
cliché x6
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from
who?
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
...
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
cliché x7
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight
Implying that anybody liked that shit
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
same happened with any other franchise
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
cliché x8
rean is a cliché
Matthew Long
>Anyone else thankful for Rean?
I will be when he destroys /vrpg/ again
Liam Lewis
"The bank of Rean has the highest interest rate on the continent!"
Jonathan Nguyen
Soul
Soulless
Nicholas Nguyen
>534215601
no.
make me
Jose Young
Rean...
Blake Gomez
I'm sorry Lloyd, but Rufus-Sama requested you to eat cement a little while longer. Please understand.
Joseph Long
Doobs!
Tyler Lee
Name 5 examples for each question if its so fucking cliché
Jaxson Phillips
Based
Landon Martinez
>the only one who dared to challenge rean
James Reed
Well then, Rean. Let us dye the board in despair, the dismal end of /vrpg/.
Kayden Perry
Rixia, you know?
Bentley Jones
this is awfully pathetic
Hudson Brown
Duvalie the flat ass.
Tyler Carter
REAAANNN!! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE IM JUST A PURE JOBBER WHO CAN'T SAVE MY HOMETOWN YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Jones
Charles Evans
No
Jacob Reyes
Pu-Put 'er there Rean
...
Well?
...Uh? Rean?
*WHHHAM*
*Rufus jumps out of the bushes and tackles Lloyd*
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOO YAMATEEEEEEE NOT A AGAIN REANO-SAMA, RUFUS-SAMA TASUKETE!!!! ELIE
*duct tape sounds*
YYYYAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Zachary Allen
Haha..
Benjamin Martin
>can't romance doobie
Parker Howard
>t. Lloyd Jobbings
Leo King
HUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
HUGHHHH
*Jobs*
Ryan Garcia
Joshua Wood
Sara kyoukan...
Michael Mitchell
>tfw can't romance Junie Poster in game...
Luke Miller
Lloydbros...
James Thompson
>Punished Sara
Why wasn't this a costume in 3/4?
>Lewd Sara /w major cleavage
Where is this costume in 4?
Owen Adams
REEAANNN TASUKETEE
POM SAMA IS ELIMINATE ME RIGHT NOW!! AND THAT...C SAMA!!? CARE TO HELP ME!!? I CAN'T BEAT POMA ALONE AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE
YAAMEEETEEEE!!!
Jayden Long
I can't believe they killed Lloyd.
Cooper Garcia
Thus, the number of seconds is two. Lloyd lost to Rufus in two seconds. As in Lloyd jobbed to Rufus in two seconds. Rufus beat Lloyd in two seconds. Rufus = won in two seconds, Lloyd = lost in two seconds. Rufus took one second to slash through Lloyd and then another second to dominate him and secure his victory over him. Lloyd has never beaten or won against Rufus within two seconds. Rufus beat and won against Lloyd within two seconds. A thirtieth of a whole minute. Not just one second but two seconds that Lloyd had to endure being utterly humiliated by Rufus. Lloyd has 0 (zero) wins against Rufus in two seconds, while Rufus has 1 (one) win against Lloyd in two seconds. Is there anything about this that is unclear?
Camden Cook
>you have no power here
Elijah Brown
Elie, Tio, KeA, and you too Junie... I need to get this off my chest. I couldn't actually protect Crossbell in the end because I'm not a real hero. I'm just a washed up cop trying too big for his pants. Things are just beyond my control after all. I know I've always talked about getting over walls and ... well this time, they've locked me up in a dome, and an unbreakable one at that. I've heard from Randy that an impressive war hero has been teaching Junie. Instructor Rean-sama, was it...? Now that's a real man who can take care of you girls and truly liberate Crossbell. A true leader, a true man who can stand up and defend his nation unlike this simple cop standing before you. A cop who couldn't even uphold his elder brother's name properly in the name of honor and justice, for which he died. Forget about me, girls... I'm just Lloyd now. Detective Lloyd Jobbings of the Crossbell Police, whose burning heart has sizzled out.
And don't forget it.
Guy, if you're listening from up there with Aidios, I no longer deserve to be called a Bannings.
Oliver Sanders
I just wanna talk about the games.
Noah Moore
That art style make the pose extra sexy