WARHAMMER BREAD
Welcome: Elves, Dawi, Humans, Lizards, Kangz
Not welcome: Vamps, green niggers, chaos niggers and associated forces such as beastmemes
DEFINITELY NOT WELCOME: Rat faggots
Just a few more days for welf revamp lads. Looking forward to it?
I'm here anyway
What now faggot-homo
Welcome to the buffet bitch
Seethe seethe
W-wait-hold
>Chews carnicogenic warpstone
You-you suggest...
>Eats brothers upon birth
We-we
>Smells bad
Be-are some kind-thing...
>Makes "advanced technology"
Of-of
>It kill him immediately and 30,000 others
Seer-leader yes-yes?
>Spends entire 3 year lifespan shitting itself in fear at the sight of an autistic skink with a brick
>it's a secessionists let 3 Ork armies through their territory to fuck me episode
You know what to do user
I disabled blood and gore for a locked 60fps at high. I'm so sorry everybody. Here's hoping game 3 is more optimized.
>imblying CA can optimize
If we get the blood and gore slider (and dismemberment toggle) that would make a hell of a difference. When skaven body parts go flying, the fps tanks.
Skaven are the biggest CPU taxers of the entire game, hopefully with moulder they'll balance out a bit with some more powerful single entities
Is Tomb Kings fun?
They're a pretty fun faction yeah, especially on vortex since you don't have to actually do vortex shit
They're heavily detailed, heavily animated, have the most decapitation spots, kick up a ton of dust, have tons of particle effects. I love me some skaven, but they single handedly fuck the performance.
Lizardchads get like 1 unit of skinks and 3 t-rex and cruise around at a solid 90 fps on ultra
Yeah, until you have to fight the skaven on the campaign map.
Name your favorite faction and how you play them
>pirate coast
>have sacrificial front line spaced out so gunners can shoot through the gaps and keep artillery shelling the biggest clumps of enemies
>raise my loyal meatshields from their brief rest and move on to the next lizard infestation
A pyrrhic victory is still a victory
>infestation
rich coming from the fucking zombies on OUR continent
What's the most underrated and underused unit in the game?
Ripperdactyls, and whoever tells you otherwise has never fucking used ripperdactyls
Left pig is fucking redpilled
>OUR continent
yes-yes so nice of you to acknowledge us as owners of the jungle too. Maybe you lizard-things aren't stupid-dumb after all
Get the fuck back into your pit
>Breaks military alliance
Lizardthings out
Which faction is the most fun to play
Friendly reminder that despite being able to and wanting to, the vast VAST majority of skaven never get to breed
Remind me again how many lizardmen get to breed
0, imagine trusting your genetic material to a woman of all things LMAO
Absolute fucking state of W*rmbloods
OH N-
>Empire
>first line of great swords with large gaps with handgunners filling in checker board style. Halberdiers on the flanks and rear protecting artillery
>have arty on the sides of the second/rear line or on higher ground to have unobstructed line of sight
>laugh as waves of enemies get gunned down and get sliced helplessly
OR
>Greenskins
>GET DA BOYZ TOGETHA AND CHARGE THEM GITZ
>'AVE DA 'ARD BOYZ GO AT THE SIDEZ AND GET 'EM WHERE THEY AIN'T LOOKIN'
>GET DA GOBBOS TO BAIT EM INTO A CHARGE AND KRUMP EM WIT DA CRAZY 'UNS
>DA BIG LADZ CAN HANDLE DA SHINY UNS WIT DA GOBBOS SAPPORTIN' EM
Vampire coast
Lizardmen are for based players with thick, uncircumcised penises.
unironically have sex-mate lizard-thing
>playing lizards
Do people really do this? Their army is boring and their economy sucks, why would you do that to yourself?