>game has scary monster
>it's friendly and doesn't want to kill you
Game has scary monster
SOMA if you play on the mode where they don't attack, I found the game more enjoyable that way.
>no one will ever love you as much as that alien
This is so fucking cool, what's it from?
robots and something and something on netflix
Tobi!
>born too early to be with an alien that loves me
Why is gosling the defacto online face for sadness?
It's love death and robots actually. It introduced this cutie karnivore.
Netflix's Love Death and Faggots
still would
What would it feel like haha.
bags of sand
That doesn't sound very pleasant.
it has gripping leech fangs around it's mouth. it would suck all of the blood out of your body through your dick.
the alien is in love with the dude
The fangs retract into her gums, what then smart guy?
And humans have teeth, you xenophobe.
Wrong.
Give me some games that do this.
Wraith's hips still drive me fucking crazy.
Wraith does have some pretty nice hips.
Wish there was a Goonies game
How crazy exactly?
It's his robotic eyes. I watched Drive last night and I swear to god he's actually autistic in that movie.
It's friendly and doesn't want to kill you but you're emaciated and scarred and kept against your will in a dreamlike state of mind for unknown nefarious purposes
she was pretending to be while probably actually literally sucking the blood out of his body through his dick for sustenance. he looked like a fucking mummy when he woke up.
Not to mention how many other spiders there are. She says it's a natural anomaly that ships end up here. Ok so why is it mainly spiders?
Because... They're catching flies in their web.
The Spiders are not eating people or sucking blood out of them.
they feed the survivors with their spider milk to keep them alive but everytime they wake up they freak out
The alternative would have been drifting out in space until life support shuts down killing you because the FTL made that 10% fuck up miscalculation charting your ship off course. What she does is a pretty big kindness.
no she just keeps them alive as long as she can in the simulation, THEN eats them when they finally die
How exactly do they make that milk if they aren't eating people?
They are literally catching things in their web. And if they are benevolent they are doing a horrible job of it