Dont mind me, I'm just the most aesthetic version of the Mjolnir

>Dont mind me, I'm just the most aesthetic version of the Mjolnir

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Halo is gay.

*blocks your path*

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Yeah

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>mom said it's my turn on the xbox

This

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the anniversary version sucks though

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>one of these is a woman

To be fair the books do go into how normal people can barely if at all tell any Spartans apart from one another, and that the males and females in armor look pretty much the same. It was Reach that went all the way into the curves and shit

based
this is now a coom thread

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The barcode on the ass is funny

It's so fucking retarded to have a Spartan II, who were picked from biology perfection, to be a woman.

Doesn't matter if the augmentations make them super strong.

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They weren't picked for genetic 'perfection' per se. Just extremely specific genetics. The Spartan-IIs were such genetic longshots that they accepted chicks as well because the genes required were so absurdly rare and the genetic augmentations & mental indoctrinations were so extreme that any gender differences would be basically eliminated. They could only find like 150 kids across the entire human race with the right genes so they weren't going to disregard 70 of them. A perfectly reasonable explanation for having female supersoldiers

But since Halo 4 (and the books sometime before that) they've joined in with the rest of society's strong-women delusion so we just have to accept that all soldiers and combat units are gender equal and you're a shitlord for wanting an explanation why because men and women are exactly the same.

Yes. Before all Spartans generally looked the same. And it was great.

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Based Halo Wars poster

When I was a kid, I killed the female marines so I wouldn't have to fight alongside them.

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Is Halo Wars worth playing?

yeah its pretty fun

It's very bare-bones in mechanics. Might not be all that interesting if you've enjoyed other RTS games.

>Kelly was picked because of reflexes and her speed
>Linda for her sense of perception
It’s not purely physical

I can't express how much I hate H:CE Anniversary's Mark V armor.

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Hmm

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like why was this so fucking hard for a multimillion dollar studio

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It was pretty fun. I remember back when it came out the cutscenes were really good.

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Fucking lens flares

I'm okay with it, except for the tiny baby arms it 343 gave him. I get that it's proportional to the human form, but chief isn't exactly a normal human and it just looks weird.

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nice

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Halo has a blue gf, you fag

when will 343i make it canon that an ODST not only railed spartan pussy, but inseminated it with retard jarhead semen

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Do elites have bepis?

Very based, mark iv is aesthetic as fuck

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The OG Halo will always be the best rendition of the Mark V