10 days until HOGWARTS LEGACY is fully revealed

It's The Game Awards
People are thinking we'll get a new trailer

can't wait for my character to shit his pants and then magic it away!

she got shit for giving a chinese character a chinese name too, you can't win with these faggots.

that would be cool but I really don't expect it to have anything beyond the basic male/female that there's always been. I'm just gonna pretend my character is trans.

All we have to do is make these threads late at night when the burger zoomers are asleep and everything will be fine and comfy.
Good taste.

>"What do you see in the mirror, professor?"
>"I see a beautiful woman, Harry. No Adam's apple. Defined hips. Large bosom. Round, firm buttocks...A biological vagina. Pure unbridaled femininity."
>Harry looks up to see a single tear creeping from beneath the headmaster's crescent glasses
>must be an old lover, the boy thought naively
>"Well done, Albus. Well done," the headmaster muttered to himself. "HOWEVER-."
>Dumbledore's calm expression shifts to one of pure hatred
>Harry becomes frightened as the evil on Dumbledore's face would make even the dark lord blush
>the boy watches as his headmaster shatters the Mirror of Erised into millions of pieces with a swish and flick of his wand
>thousands of glass shards litered the ground, and several more were lodged deep inside Dumbledore's body (particularly his groin) but it didn't seem to phase him
>"-you'll never be a woman," he said calmly
>like a true Gryffindor, Harry finds the courage to open his eyes
>he sees Dumbledore staring at him from across the chamber
>a warm smile can be seen amidst the many streams of blood scattered across the headmaster's face
>"Happy Christmas, Harry."
>Dumbledore stretches his glass-riddled legs and staggers towards the exit

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no one was ever mad about Cho.

I hope this game is good because 1, I grew up on this universe and 2, it will make trannies seethe even harder when they see how good it is and when it's sitting at the top of sales charts.
Maybe a few more will an hero at the injustice

Go back

rowling's names are hilarious, she barely even tried
the one irish character is named seamus, there's an indian named patel, diagon and nocturn alley list goes on

SlytherinCHADS where we at?

No larpers welcome welcome, you may only reply to this post if you got Slytherin on the official sorting quiz.

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I don't know how I feel about this whole "I want to fug this old british frog" meme.

Rowling barely even tried abput anything, not that she did ever need to.
She thought about maturing the themes and characters but never grew as a writer.

for 55 she looks great

She used to be a great MILF.

If you dont like it its your problem asshole
I loved that it was called diagon alley
Some of the names were stupid like that but most weren't too bad.

JK Rowling truly is a bubbling bottle of mulberry wine

This guy has a true understanding of the series.
youtube.com/watch?v=uwfdFCP3KYM

Would've preferred if it started you from year 1 and had more of an emphasis on being a comfy wizard school sim, rather than trying to push some sort of epic story, but I'm still excited.

Why do so many people end up in Slytherin?

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she was only 17 in this vid YOU SICK FUCK

I'm sure they'll only reveal 41%.

I hope there are trannies in the game so I can bully them until they kill themselves

17 and 10 months. That's 2 months away from 18. Absolutely disgusting I can't even... Urgh! I feel sick.

Legal in my country.

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Who the fuck cares. No multiplayer = no buy

What am I supposed to be ready for? Another mediocre game based on the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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41%

I remember when this aired, and there were tons of countdown clocks online for Lohan's 18th birthday.

Fun fact, Ryan Davis of Gamespot and Giant Bomb started the "countdown to 18" trend with a website for Natalie Portman.

>multiplayer faggot
Go back to pleddit

i dont care