Positive review of a Star Wars game

>positive review of a Star Wars game
>"the force is strong with this one"

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>positive review of a Star Trek game
>there are no Star Trek games.

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It has a high midichlorian count

>played game for thousands of hours
>leave negative review
>preface it with ''It's a good game....but''

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>negative review for a skeleton game
>"you're gonna have a bad time"

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>Negative review for a Mario game
>"The princess seems to be in another castle"

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>subpar review of a transgender game
>41%

>review of a moderately difficult game
>its the Dark Souls of-

>Negative review
>Mario

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>1,376 hours on record
>"Gets old after a while"
No fucking shit

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>(witty remark)
>10/10 would (witty verb) again!

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>Pros: You can pet the dog

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>negative review
>devs sold themselves to the sjws 0/10

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>review for street fighter.
>”the only thing it doesn’t have is Ryu beating up pavement.”

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>recommended steam curator
>it's a guy with a dark vader pfp posting "I am your father" in every review.

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>positive review of an MMO
>it's fun

Fuck him and the Shepard guy.

the neptune person too

>recommended steam curator
>literal doge meme
>every review is "much___" or "very ___"

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>[GAME] [VERB RELATING TO GAME]s to [PLATFORM] on [DATE]
Hate this one

MARIO SHITS TO PS5 ON 1945

>negative review of Star Wars game
>"This is not the game you're looking for."

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>Mostly negative review
>7.6/10

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I feel this one in my bones. I can see a vivid image of a nasally 7 minute review of NSMB Wii by a now defunct game review channel

>simulator type game
>>do *wacky thing*
>>???
>>profit

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>negative review for pokemon
>"Couldn't catch em all"

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>Review basically shits on every technical aspect of the game except the story
>9/10

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>review treats his video like it's a fucking standup routine and pads half of it with shitty jokes
I will never not hate ACG.

What's wrong with steam at times?

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>Youtuber does face reveal
>Every video from now on has cut ins where you have to look at his ugly face and watch him wave his hands around

>tfw he's actually handsome and not a greaseball

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The only one that did it right was Ross but that's because he has such a bizarre facial structure that it's funny.

What's wrong? Those seems at least halfway interested in what they're saying. That sets them above most steam curators already.

No i mean, CNC3 is in fact a traditional world war, they got that wrong for a curator that appears on the front page.

Oh, I didn't play CnC growing up so I didn't know that. I thought it was a made up conflict for the game.

My bad, anonarooney.

>Positive review
>hey hey people

>such a bizarre facial structure
funny way to spell ugly