Terraria

What would be the canon waifu for the player?

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I've no idea

Whoever you throw a love potion at.

Moon lord

Loli princess.

Dryad. Canon husbando is obviously the Guide.

princess

>takes 8 years to become playable
>Ends development immediately after
How old were you when you realized you got scammed by an early access title?

The game was far more playable pre-hardmode.

Probably the Dryad, she's with you from early on and the one who puts the most focus on you being the special one who can kill the baddies.
But obviously this is your second wife because you make the laws in this land.

I want to say Zoologist because she's hotter
But more probably it's the Dryad because she's both more iconic and more involved in the tiny amount of plot/backstory the game has

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Mechanic without a doubt. I just wanna princess carry her out of that nasty dungeon and ibto my very spacious home.

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>furry
No.

>No.
Yes

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Mechanic is for goblins only.

Party Girl or Zoologist

>he doesn't know

Wrong. Bald green cuck midget lives in the sewers, Mechanic is for the chad player.

Scammed? I loved doing a new playtrough after each and every major updates and discovering all the new shit. Pretty sure plenty of people did the same.

>Wanting to fuck basically a pony

scammed? by who? when? what was the scam?

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No, sorry. The Goblin is my best friend and he only wants his Onahole. I won't betray my bro.

Steampunker is my choice.

mechanic.

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Party girl.

And literally millions of people fell for it, too. It's the oldest trick in the book: offer a quality product at an unbeatable price.

fucking kikes and their tricks

sauce

I bet you also let the gun merchant get the nurse.

>wait 3 years for update
>think it's gonna be big shit since they delayed it so much
>dem leaks
>dat boss
>gets released
>shitty bosses
>barely any shit added to the base game
>nerfed almost everything cool, made flails overpowered as fuck
>master mode is shit
>underground desert content is full of OP enemies and almost all the loot is shit or useless
I'm still mad
And hardmode still sucks a million dicks, pre-hardmode is where the game's at but they decided it would be better if the game fucked you up by suddenly shitting up the world with corruption and not!corruption and then turned hardmode into a boss rush because you can already explore anywhere by the time you get to late pre-hardmode, they should've gone with hardmode-only biomes or some shit, exploration is the best part of the game, the combat sucks a billion dicks when literally every enemy does contact damage and there's nothing more involved than "use the strongest weapon you have and grab these accessories"
>dude you have to defeat these mechanical enemies (btw we nerfed the cheese against them in 1.4)
>dude you have to defeat this plant in the jungle underground, just make an arena bro
>dude you have to defeat this jobber golem bro lol
>we heard you didn't like shit bosses so we made an actual fun boss for once
>dude you have to kill a lot of these enemies in different parts of the world before you can destroy the pillars
>oh btw that summons the final boss after a minute and he's a projectile spam boss that you can't run away from, have fun
They could've done so much shit with 1.4 and they decided to make it all about vanity and qol, barely any actual features and with not even any modding support to spice things up almost 7 months after release. People fail to think that the developers got incredibly lazy now that they're sitting on cash and they're still after all the same breed of people that spawned Starbound

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Party girl, she goes with you in the canon world with both corruption and crimson

>he enjoys getting jewed
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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1.4 is THE worst update in Terraria history.