Comfy MMO guild

>comfy MMO guild
>girl joins in
>implodes on itself

Why does it happen every time, Zig Forums?

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because women ruin everything they touch

>trojan war started because of pussy
Did you honestly think human nature changes?

Men could stop it by deciding to not simp.

But every goddamn time one of you faggots breaks.

World would have been a better place if Sally and Maple were the kind of girls joining the guilds.
Just kidding. Autistic virgins will still ruin it for everyone.

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>girl makes a guild with other girl
>becomes a top 3 guild within weeks
What is the Fucking Leaf's secret?

>gf joins Free Company but we tell no one as to avoid accusations of favoritism even though we had our own separate shit on retainers
>meet up and hang out
>one of the ARR members starts annoying her since meet
Kicked him once he started going into creep territory. Kick the obvious problem child and avoid the implosion, if it's the girl then kick her.

Legion of simps doing all the heavy lifting for them.

Because men are pathetic beasts who unable to behave around women.

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All well and good except pretty frequently the simps are the ones with the power to kick people.

Unless the whore is blatantly trying to cause a problem and the leaders are too much of simps to fix it, the real reason is all of the simps that end up fighting for the attention of someone who's only there to play vidya.

It's almost entirely because their skills are well below the special treatment they get

female:
>gets brought to every raid
>raid gets delayed if they aren't on
>they get priority on gear
>get officer chat access
>probably involved in recruiting (mostly to turn away other girls)
>if they get gkicked half the guild will quit
This piece of shit player is a distraction and detriment to everyone and everything

super elite dps/tank/healer guy:
>gets brought to every raid
>raid gets delayed if they aren't on
>they get priority on gear
>get officer chat access
>probably involved in recruiting (likely a class mentor)
>if they get gkicked half the guild will quit, and make them their new gleader
This person is vital, the raid's success or failure pivots on this person, guild chat / voip actually demonstrably perks up and general morale improves when this guy logs on

games like bofuri?

Is this real? Because I roll for disbelief
The only competent female I've ever encountered was a tranner

They don't have to be good at the game. By virtue of being female and using VC simps who know how to run a guild will try to cosy up to her.

Because her username and voice are too obvious and simps will flock to anything vaguely female

It's a godawful animu/mango which had a fun premise for all of like 2 chapters, but then the protagonist started eating monsters and shit just never recovered.
And apparently, people who write animu/mango have never entertained the idea that literally thousands of people try full con builds in MMOs.

>games with horrible balance issues, no level gating, doesn't have an afk kick timer where sleeping in a forest is essentially "botting" to get OP skills shouldn't be possible, and has a large scale guild battle system
uhhh I don't know but it sounds stupid fun

voice communication was a mistake

>wtf bro this anime isn't realistic, that's not how games work!

Is this the one with the shield girl who beat a tournament cause of her defensive build? I remember that her friend and her got unique items and knew the show was going to be shit from there.

Not him but you'd think they'd put in some effort to get right the only life experience most anime fans have.

Is there one MMO Isekai that actually gets their shit correct and isn't just riding on this shitty trope

No because the entire premise is "haha what if the MC does complete bullshit by the game's standards and it actually lets her do so". It's like asking what the Demon King's tax policy is.

>game is comfy

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>comfy MMO guild
>several girls in
>they organize lots of casual events
>everybody has fun
>zero drama

damn, I miss my XIV FC.

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user, shit about demon kings managing the bureaucratic side of being a demon king exist. And they're all terrible after 3 chapters, too.

No, because isekai's by nature are nothing more than vapid power fantasies. Having the MC compete with other competent players who also know how to game the game is both hard to write and not nearly as satisfying of a power fantasy. So no Isekai author does it.

It isn't isekai, but no, they will never not resort to this exact bullshit.

Same. Hopefully I am able to play again someday.

I've never been part of a guild.

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imma go masturbate to this, thanks.

Isn't this the same thing about youtube channels?

It seems like when they introduce a female cast member who starts to make regular appearances the channel goes to shit.

Log Horizon. It is clearly written by someone that played oldschool mmos.
They defeat demikas by cleverly using skill cooldowns to burst down his hp in one shot after he cheats and uses his pocket healers

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Nowadays trannies and discord simps do this way more often than real women.