Which panel are you?

I'm finally moving out in January (28yo) and I'm scared shitless. It's only 10 minutes from my parents house, but I'm wondering if I should get a roommate until I get a gf for safety sake (and so I don't have to be so alone). What do?

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based ginger

>Finally get to move out
>waah i don't wanna be alone
I want nothing more than to have my own place to myself, even if it's just a trailer

Between 2 and 3, but I don't really play games anymore. Mostly just read or lurk on Zig Forums.

>moving out before finishing secondary school and having a career

Is this some kind of american thing?

I already moved out and live on my own
Also I'm not that competant at games to win everything I play, maybe because I play too many genres

Panel 5

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Embarassment you hide under a layer of self loathing.

3 for a while but i got a wagie job i don't hate and where i can play games on my phone 70% of the time so it's barely a step under being a neet in terms of life enjoyment, but way less self loathing and embarrassment since i can actually care for myself now

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>hey look at me, im a shit parent, the comic
why would anyone make this? who would blame the kid?

4 but replace the dead parents with nothing and replace the pile of trash with a pile of empty booze.

>Treat men like shit while acting like victims
>Except for guys who are literal high risk dangers
>Get angry when men finally give up on women
>Demonize your victims and try to shame them back into your abuse cycle
Women really are the scum of the earth

something like 2.5, thinking about either going back to school but covid is fucking up that plan, so trying to scrounge up a job at the moment

Don't unless you can't afford it otherwise. Beiyon your own is great. Take advantage of it. Your parents are only a drive away.

I knocked up my girlfriend and we ended up movie out together. We have two kids now and have been together for almost seven years now, so it all worked out. I never got to experience truly being in your own though, so don't throw it away.

3 except my mum doesn't give a shit

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Ignore my blatant 2am phone posting typos

Americans regularly get tossed the fuck out some time around 18. I don't get it either.

Yes user, it's all the femdemon's fault.

Three off and on, except I don't even really give a shit about vidya anymore.

third but i fucking suck at every vidya i play no matter if i puts hundreds of hours.
>joblet
>parents perma disappointed
>2850 hours at dbd. not a single win
>3700 hours at warframe. have to check the wiki every five seconds and always get carried
>800 hours at terraria. cant beat a boss without cheating a tier of equipment (or "borrowing" as i call it)
>450 hours at ds3. 5 to 8 hours to beat iudex gundyr (or almost every boss) on each new save
>1000 hours at factorio. still need guides and blueprints for everything, even the most basic tier 1 shit. cant plan for shit. cant play with insects enabled
>playing halo mcc on pc 10 hours a day every day since it came out. k/d 0.3, cant land a headshot with any weapon, sometimes not even body shots (tried both controller and kb&m), cant beat any campaign on heroic (normal gives me a lot of trouble but i can manage)
And I could go on but I'll never finish. I hate my existence

>2850 hours at dbd. not a single win
Bullshit.

>5 to 8 hours to beat iudex gundyr
what the fuck? i can understand sucking at multiplayer games but he's literally the tutorial boss in the easiest souls game

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I’m the age of the third, but I have a proper full time job and am moving to my own place in 2 weeks.
Parents are content enough with me to be ok with w/e hobbies I have.

Meds: take them now.

could be possible. maybe he doesn't count carried games as wins

>(or "borrowing" as i call it)

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>~3000 hours in a game, not a single win
Literally impossible.

this shit stick only to MMO addicted brainlets

Americans think that if you don't work a full time job immediately after turning 18 until you retire at 70 that you don't deserve to breathe air, much less have shelter or food.
Something about crying over paying taxes despite having one of the lowest tax rates in any developed country.

I work 40+ hours a week and supply the majority of the funding for my household of 5 adults. I'm the only one who has a job. But I spend every free moment playing video games. I work to feed my habit. I contribute so I'm not the cause of the rot around me.

I do not believe you with dbd. No way could you lose every single game at 3k hours, killer or survivor.

Have a job, live in my own place, and parents live in a completely different city, so none of these boomer delusions. I look kind of like panel three when at my PC though.

I actually had some issues with that dude myself. Only other problem boss I had in the base game was the legion. Not sure what happened but something about that dude broke my brain.

3
i've been trying to get a job but no luck.
I can't even get a job at walmart. Gonna take a bit.

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If he spent 800 hours in Terraria and still needs to cheat in higher tier gear to beat a boss, then I wouldn't put it past him.

>never push your kids to do anything or at least guide them or give them advice
>your kids dont do anything

WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW COULD I KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN?

Getting close to 3. Old man is basically only alive because of his multiple medications and rarely asks me to help him get out of bed. I hate to see him look this bad, even my grandma looks in better shape.

Word to the wise; NEVER marry someone with a severe illness and/or 15+ years older than you. You only get to watch them suffer and shit their pants every day.

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I feel like I’m going to work in retail my whole life without any proper connections. College is almost over and I haven’t worked since high school. No debt, but I think I’m fucked at finding a job.

But what is the point of life though? I was never asked to be born and even give a fuck about anything. I'll be homeless and still play some game. I don't give a fuck. I follow the teachings of my nigga Diogenes. He was right all along.

Daily reminder that if you do not move out of your parents place by the time you are 18, you are a parasite and deserve all the ridicule that you get

I dont enjoy gaming i think it sucks but i want to escape for real world

I assume one to be false due to the incredulity, so why would any of the others be true?

Only if you live in a continent

I paid off my parents' mortgage so it's my house now.

That’ll only work if you can handle being homeless. If you can’t survive while on the streets, no new clothes, no steady money, and no way to clean yourself then it would be suffering. But if you can handle it with a gameboy then I guess go for it.

almost 4k hours in warframe and you dont learn the mechanics by heart? literally how

u ok man?

KEK enjoy your shitty low-rates. I laugh at millenials who still think they can live in one house their whole life.

Why 18? Is it because that’s the age of consent where someone is considered an adult? Why not 21?

This is your life without christ

I don't live there, my parents do.
I live in a psychiatric hospital.

your parents own you until 18. and the only reason you'd leave immediately is cause you have a terrible home life.

day of the rope won't spare your tranny ass, sodomite degenerate.