So what was that video game you were talking about?
Sorry I don't play much, besides candy crush on my phone.
So what was that video game you were talking about?
Anthony James
Jace Cook
God, if only women actually talked like that. Whenever I bring up video games they change the subject almost immediately in a subtle way if it's not my gf picking out a birthday gift.
Tyler Gutierrez
how autistic do you have to be to want to talk about video games with random people who clearly know jack shit?
Bentley Diaz
Why am I at this table with you? Who are you? Where am I?
Noah Hughes
Do you have attention span of a goldfish?
Violent Semen Inferno. Not hard to remember.
Angel Stewart
Why the fuck is the tabletop made from marble, that shit will make annoying sounds when a plate moves around on it
Also why are you dressed like a french aristocrat ca. 18th century
Juan Miller
Why is it ok for other people to talk about their shit and boring Hobbys like biking and drawing and not me talking about vidya?
Andrew Thomas
Why do women have dirty looking marks on their hands? Where the finger bends the skin is darker.
Tyler Martin
>girl similar to the one in op image approaches me at the beach starts talking about hair scrunchies
>my hair is really short cut as I have to swim everyday day due to my job
Bentley Thompson
id politely enjoy the rest of the meal and then never call her again. no point in dating a non-gamer
Luis Gutierrez
Ugh, Grow up!
Carter Flores
Those hands... That's a man isnt it?
Michael Hernandez
what the actual FUCK is wrong with her hand, for Christ's sake????
Parker Martin
you can talk about anything you want if you can manage to make it funny or interesting on some basic level. but literally no one wants to hear you talk about video games in any general sense.
Isaiah Nelson
That's called skin user. It happens when the skin stretches. Are you retarded? What color is your dick compared to your body
Brayden Barnes
Seek mental help
Christian Miller
>that slit between her thumb and index
Carson Ross
Dilate
Nathaniel Rogers
That is more of a shadow than anything my dude
Nathan Ramirez
talking about video games in public should be grounds for execution
Juan Turner
Are you retarded? My cock is not a filthy brown color like that woman's hand.
Thomas Bailey
Is that a decanter of piss?
Mason Diaz
she's wearing fake nails which invariably looks like dogshit but otherwise that's just a hand, i'm not sure what you're flipping out about
Charles Miller
>knife spoon fork
What absolute retard set that table
Anthony Wright
you misheard
i was talking about spending all of my free time bitching about video games i never played on an anonymous internet forum
Joshua Lee
Her hands don't look like ones of a 2D anime girl.
Obvious tranny.
Camden Parker
Brody Lee
It's called Maiden Rape Violent Semen Inferno, you wouldn't get it.
Eli Fisher
stop being a chud user, cool it with the t-slur
Luke Torres
Why?
What isint interesting about vidya?
It has better story’s. People even talk about books, Movies and TV
Cameron Moore
Found the literal incel who doesn't even know how skin works lmao
Seriously try and have sex
Julian Roberts
I'm not dealing with no palm vagina
Luis Martin
>doesn't know how skin stretching works
>calls others retarded
Hudson Campbell
SHIT THE FUCK UP MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE YOU FUCKIBGN WTUDPIJE VICTH AKHHSHEVDJDKKSHDHRBDISKJS
Sebastian Reyes
Why are women so boring and devoid of personality?
Gabriel Howard
found the npc. you clearly dont like people talking about biking or drawing, so why expect them to like you talking about video games
Jonathan Long
>that fucking bear paw of a hand
what's up shovelfist? The site called, their JCB crapped out and need you there to dig a trench for them ASAP
Nathan Moore
"Oh you mean Devil May Cry? Its amazing,I know you dont play games often but this ones different,if you want we can play together on my Nintendo switch that I always keep on me :)"
It's that simple autists. Take pride in stuff you like.
Asher Lewis
oh that's awesome, what's your high score?
Jaxon Russell
i want to grab that knife and nail that hand into the table
Ryder Sanders
Seek help, I reported you to the fbi just in case
Daniel Thomas
Jeanne D'arc is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking after she gets paraded into town after a decisive victory. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her defense of Orléans She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with the Holy Jeanne? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the town's chapel, my weapons and armor removed, sitting on a pew.
"Mind if I kneel beside you" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I wipe the dust off the kneeler. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, kneeling and making the sign of the cross.
"What would you do if you weren't a war hero?" I ask.
"Working on a farm, I think."
"And if I was your farmhand, what would I be ordered to do?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Almeria," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Almeria?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets
everywhere."
Jason Gonzalez
Talking about video game with someone that know jack shit about video game is boring dude... I don't know why you want to do that