I wanna go

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Imagine the smell when all the nintendie manchildrens gather in the same park

Looks comfy, maybe I'll take my kids one day.

Imagine the aroma when all the yolked and muscular nintendo chads gather in the same park

kys phoneposter

Dishonest parkmaking. Nice looking space 90% of which isn't available for guests

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That sounds great, can I take your children there too user?

It's an amusement park. It's going to fill up with beaners, pajeets, and bugchinks before any manchildren step foot inside

wtf I can't climb on the architecture?
but every theme park I've gone too lets me do that!

honestly this would be way cooler if they built the entire park with "you can climb on 99% of the shit and it's okay" in mind

You first nintendoid

>no u!
lol

Honestly I would never trust my kids with anyone from this site.

This. I don't need space in my park. So what that it's just 2 little corridors, don't you see it's nintendo that means it's good

Ive never posted a soijack but i would do in this case case lf i had any

so the guests aren't allowed to ride the yoshi ride?
is it for staff only?

sounds like a good way to invite lawsuits

You stupid fucks keep acting like it’s an ENTIRE STAND ALONE PARK. It’s not, it’s a very small section of Universal Studios. Do a modicum of research on things you’re gonna REEEEE about.

Tokyo themeparks are beaner free kino. The bugchinks kind of blend and the only really issue are Australians who got lost on the way to their sex tourism.

>completely linear theme park
Just like their games

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Just wait for the Breath of the Wild park, for that.

They better add a "no jumping" rule because every fiber in my body is telling me to ignore the stairs

Exactly, it's very small

>some kid will wahooo himself to death in this park
Years of psychological programming will finally pay off

haha
do you think yashi is in pain? asking for a friend

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More like get crushed beneath a 280 pound adam sandler shouting something about donkey kong

Why did it take so long for them to build this then? Even Monster Hunter ca. 2012 had one of those, hardly a household name like Mario.

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Nintendo moves at a fucking glacial pace

Hey kids! It's-a me, Mario! The rides only stop for an emergency. Crying is not an emergency. Yahoo! Yahoo! Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-
*BLJs and disappears forever*

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It's like one of those vore fan arts

>Looks comfy, maybe I'll take my kids one day.
Given how many Nintendo loving manchildren are paedos, this is the fucking last place on earth I'd want to take my kid.

>BLJ ride
>It's a rollercoaster that goes backwards and increases exponentially in speed
>The riders were never seen again

>So long gay Bowser
Mario gets cancelled for being homophobic. Peach then me-toos him for chasing after her to seven different castles without getting the hint (even Moviebob Mario got the hint from Lindsay Ellis after 6 times).

When will they do a full theme park somewhere?
>F-Zero roller Coaster
>Peach's Castle for girls, not "girls"
>Mario Kart go karts
>Mario Kiddie obstacle course
>Lon Lon Ranch for the petting zoo I guess
>Metroid themed rail shooter
>Big ass restaurants everywhere that serve food that looks like it came out of he Kirby games
>Hyrule Castle Town is the Main St. of this place
>some kind of giant arcade where you can play a shit ton of Nintendo games, new and old
The merchandise would be fantastic too. I'm sure you could buy these on some fagot website that sells epic geek and gamer gear ya know for us nerds!! XD but maybe their shit could be a higher wuality, I don't know, I'm dreaming now.
>Link hats
>Mario and Luigi hats
>Captain Falcon helmets that come with the visors you can turn on for the eyes somehow
>Kirby inflatable mallets
>Zelda's sword
what other fun could be had here?

>Lindsay Ellis

They better not let that menace to society in. Even the men in blue aren't safe from her feminist wrath.

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>public intoxication
Fucking burgers. In bongland it's illegal NOT to be pissed in public.