XBOOBA

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mommy

i just want phil to rest my head on his lap and breastfeed me. is that too much to ask god?

Ever heard of pectorals you neckbeard

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HIS NAME IS PHIL SPENCER

Those are moobs, dude.

God, imagine sucking on Phil Spencer's nipples.

damn it I fucked up

How much you think he bench presses?

One PS5

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He's not even that fat. The only way he can have boobs that look like that is if he's on HRT.
Prepare to call him Phyllis in a couple years.

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>Soi tits

OH NONONONO XBROS!!!!

FAIL SPENCER you mean

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mmmmm deliciously supple

I have several miscellaneous questions.

1. Is Xbox Game Pass Ultimate on sale right now for everyone or is it only a $1 trial for me and I should save it for a rainy day.
2. Does the Tetris:Effect PC port support VR?
3. Who would win in a fight Phil or Doug Bowser

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HOT

>XBOOBA

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Imagine kissing Phil Spencer
Imagine playing with and sucking on the nipples of Phil Spencer
Imagine holding hands with Phil Spencer
Imagine tongue punching the fartbox of Phil Spencer
Imagine cuddling an being embraced in the arms of Phil Spencer
Imagine making sweet love to Phil Spencer
Imagine Phil Spencer

AHHHHHHHHH ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>fantasizing about literally getting fucked by Microsoft
Do Xcucks really?

I'd let him buttfuck me if he'd take my hand in marriage.
Ez billions.

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God why does Nora have to be trapped in RWBY, why can't she be in any other franchise

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kek, this faggot ruined xbox franchise, thanks mr Phil

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thicc

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The $1 trial is for people that haven’t previously subscribed I think. I usually just go to cdkeys and get 3 month prepaid codes for around $30.

>Imagine tongue punching the fartbox of Phil Spencer

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FUCK,
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT XBROS CAN'T DO SHIT OTHER THAN SUCK TITS!

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a deal is a deal