Did your parents ever take away your vidya?

Did your parents ever take away your vidya?

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yeah plenty of times

>Buys son Zelda
>surprised he turns out gay
and you people still dont think Japannis turning our sons gay for Pearl Harbor

Was it Gerudo Link?

Why does Snoy brainwash kids into being gay?

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Damn, that'd be a great deal. I'll keep my eyes peeled for local sellings like that, and the fact some kid is being denied something for his shitty attitude will make it all the sweeter.

Kyle does it again. What a fag.

I'd have to wear gloves and sanitize everything first though. Wouldn't want to catch the gay.

oh no nintendobros, we got too cocky...

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Other than not letting ne play for being grounded, only once.

I left my Gameboy on a coffee table in the front room and my step mom took and hid it in her room saying I was irresponsible with it for leaving it out.

I went in her room and tore it apart to find it before my mom picked me up because I saw my dad only on weekends.

She tried to get mad about it, but I just didn't bring my Gameboy over anymore after that

How does being a fag make him ungrateful? Was the Nintendo Switch supposed to be a reward for heterosexuality?

>40 years later
>WAAAA WHY WOULD MY SON PUT ME IN A HOME WE TREATED HIM SO WELL UNGRATEFUL CUNT

Based faggot destructor parent.

This is why we need to end lockdowns so corona can genocide boomers.

>Honour thy father and mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you. — Exodus 20:12

for being normal, yes

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Not really. My mother was really against the NES, plastic toy guns, and pretty much everything boys like. She literally bought me a Barbie doll one year and dressed me up in my sister's swimsuit for a "modelling" show in front of her brothers and sisters. Once she abandoned me and kidnapped my sister my dad bought me an NES. That was awesome. Only problem with dad and vidya was when the SNES came out. He made me give away my NES and all my games to get an SNES. I mean I can't complain because he literally bought me an SNES. I didn't really own any of the popular games.

>Thread talking about Nintendo
>B-b-b-but SNoy
pottery

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Nintendoes it again!

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>Christfaggotry

Oh right, Americans.

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I wish we could go back to being a culture based on shared religious values. The best people I know are deeply religious, patient, and hard working to a fault.

I hope your sister is alright

>WORSHIP ME SKY DADDY OR ME CLUB YOU! UNGA BUNGA!

Fuck off, people are allowed to have their own beliefs.

You must be seriously delusional to think that.

I hate niggers and trannies but holy shit I can’t wait for Christianity to die so these faggots learn to shut the fuck up

>Rape son
>Surprised when he enjoys it

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>parents never buy me a console my entire time living with them
>they have several computers due to them both being software designers/programmers
>incredibly they somehow don't realize you can play 'real' games on pc (aside from solitaire and stuff like that)
>indirectly make me an early member of the masterrace
I missed out on a lot of stuff in retrospect, but it turned out well enough.

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When your beliefs are a lack thereof and consequentially result in you doing things like being gay or not putting the shopping cart back at the store it's clear they are bad for society.

reddit

Well, she's a bitter and angry woman now and I have to bite my tongue when we visit. Other than that, she's alright. I love her, but we aren't really talking right now.

you don't choose to be gay, you either are gay or you're not

>you watched gay porn
>that means I'm selling your Nintendo Switch
lmao was it Link dojins or what

>homosexual pornography

What was he looking at? Just curious. Haha.

Someone post the rock throw comic

dis nigga knows

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was it trap porn?

Maybe Nintendo's got a couple of fags, but Sony is literally the whole parade.

>Got sick at school too many times
>Dad threatened to sell my games
>I was the one that bought them with my own money that I earned through chores
>Literally could not control if I got sick or not
>Didn't matter because all of my games got stolen a few years later

>that ninja link doujin

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Imagine being able to say this with a straight face while your house is on fire.

You don't choose to be gay in the way that people don't choose to be fat. Sure, you don't wake up and decide "I'm going to be gay now". but it's a consequence of an immoral lifestyle.

>sell the think keeping the kid entertained
>now he has even more time to fap to gay porn
They didn't think that through, did they?

What's the real reason you hate gay people?

Should have bought Xenoblade 2 instead of BOTW.

She caught him playing the last of us 2.

oh ok, we're just shitposting in this thread
in that case
COPE
CRINGE
SNEED

I'm not American, and I'm having fun watching you idiots tear your own country apart.

i'm gonna need it user