ITT: Poorly describe a game and others guess

ITT: Poorly describe a game and others guess.
>Elton John wakes up a moon.

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Irish man and femboy kill god

>Two robots beat up a wizard with heterochromia

Over a dozen kids that make Shinji look bad by actually getting into the robot

SMT4Finaledgeedition.
13 sentinels

Stupid fucking retard gets immortality and realizes it was a bad idea.

kid gets bullied for having a deadbeat schizo dad and this causes Hitler and aliens to appear

>White man appropriates black tribal tattoo guerilla culture to overthrow warlord

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yeah, it was sentinels. What about

Japanese man's European business trip takes a turn for the strange when he drinks the water

Persona 2

Persona 2?

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FC3?

yes.

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

P:T maybe

Until Dawn

Silent Hill 2

Yes.

Cave Story.

terminal aspie develops degenerative autism after meeting a cute girl, together him and his gay werewolf friend work together to overthrow the government that was being manipulated all along by one angry incel that the aspie unknowingly cucked

A tired old man has to go to the roof of a skyscraper AGAIN because people just can't stop stirring shit up.

Brotherdad saves sisterdaughter by ruining the lives of every single person he meets.

you go to hell to collect fuel, but it's not DOOM

God tells small cyclops to kill things

a civil war starts in someone's back yard all because a fly got ahold of a burger king crown

A midget with the power to turn into a furry and his friends join forces to beat up a man that is scared of dying

Ultrakill

The heterochromia bit probably gave it away huh

A mechanic and his robro team up to expose and take down space wal-mart

Nier

Ratchet and Clank.

Tittyfall 2
Yes

>You go around killing giant fucking gay bullshit because youre too fucking lazy to hop over some debris

A sassy twink and his pet dog stop an ex-football player from destabilizing the world.

Dead Space 3

trent reznor goes spelunking

Metal gear

A karate detective has to find a way to get rid of the rodent problem in his city.

Girl wishes herself into existence by doing weird shit

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Tales of Vesperia?

fug buggles :DDD

Yup

flat man spins and gangs up on people with his friends

It's a gay space opera with some british spelling or some shit

Parasite Eve

Dank Souls 2.

Yes
Quake

Paper Mario 64

Parasite Eve.

Might be the only game to have mitochondria be a central story element.

Man gets cucked so hard he becomes Hitlersatan across time and dimensions.

Paper merryo

yes

yessir

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The Gulf War

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a group of spear chuckers march from one end of the planet to the other annihilating everything in their path without remorse while jamming out to some fat beats

Dragons dogma dark arisen?

A man who is not himself teams up with a rascally gang of misfits to protect their newfound home from a burn victim

musical fast food wars

thicc grrl goes into a cave

you plant some seeds then blow up the surface of the planet

Eugenics mommy tries to implant her fetish on the world by the sword.

Noita.

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Drugs, drugs, drugs! Which are good? Which are bad? Drugs, drugs, drugs! Ask your ___ or ask your dad!

Tomb Raider?

I know its the wrong answer but this immediately made me think of planescape

yes

no but maybe yes

some kid and his friends learn how to sing a song to mewtwo to make him have an autistic meltdown

MGSV, easy

Mother 1

Government officials find you in a field and take you in for loitering. They plan on interrogating you but give you a job instead.

college grad follows his dick and finds metaphysic bullshit

Mother/EarthBound Zero
The ancient mayans and the Illuminati ruins a local man's life.

Bingo

Judge Eyes?

You marry a sandjogger and let him impregnate you two times. This leads to you killing several people including the leader of civilization from another dimension.

You punch people.

kid wakes up

you unleash eldritch forces on the world for sick loot and then kill them

old man gets cucked by retcon

Lol I can't believe someone actually got it. Nice job. I should have said lawyer instead of detective but that would have made it too obvious.

Godhand

Control
drawn to life

Man's about to get kicked out of his apartment but he's too busy investigating the death of his dad

Any Yakuza game after 1.

bastion?

Stephen King is scared of the dark.

nah

Good morning, Crono.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

Child destroys the world to stick it to capitalism

ye

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Mother 3?

Yes

Alan wake
wrong

>control
Nope

A hamster sets out on a quest to fill up his dictionary

Alan Wake?

karl pilkington and the 200 lil monkey fellas

yeah

kid goes into his closet and hijinks ensue

Pikmin

Yes

wrong

Pajama Sam

Unforeseen consequences

Apey Escapey
Yes

Yes

kid climbs a skyscraper only to eat shit and fall down

The fuck do you mean wrong?

Ponpon or what whatever that PSP game was called

Fallout 4
Mission Impossible movies
Idk some star wars game
Assassin's Creed 1
Streets of Rage
MGSV

not quite

ya got it

drug addict goes on a killing spree and almost destroys an entire city because his therapist told him to

Man pisses off his Uncle by being sneaky.

Borderlands

Atari Spiderman

no to MGSV

Youre wrong.

a guy gets nightmare for 9 nights so he can afford a trip to space

Prototype?

>Assassin's Creed 1
Nope

Metal gear solid
prototype

Catherine

A group of redditors seek fortune but get caught up in a group of other redditors who need their help to take down some redditors that stream.

no
Catherine