ITT: Poorly describe a game and others guess.
>Elton John wakes up a moon.
ITT: Poorly describe a game and others guess
Irish man and femboy kill god
>Two robots beat up a wizard with heterochromia
Over a dozen kids that make Shinji look bad by actually getting into the robot
SMT4Finaledgeedition.
13 sentinels
Stupid fucking retard gets immortality and realizes it was a bad idea.
kid gets bullied for having a deadbeat schizo dad and this causes Hitler and aliens to appear
>White man appropriates black tribal tattoo guerilla culture to overthrow warlord
yeah, it was sentinels. What about
Japanese man's European business trip takes a turn for the strange when he drinks the water
Persona 2
Persona 2?
FC3?
yes.
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
P:T maybe
Until Dawn
Silent Hill 2
Yes.
Cave Story.
terminal aspie develops degenerative autism after meeting a cute girl, together him and his gay werewolf friend work together to overthrow the government that was being manipulated all along by one angry incel that the aspie unknowingly cucked
A tired old man has to go to the roof of a skyscraper AGAIN because people just can't stop stirring shit up.
Brotherdad saves sisterdaughter by ruining the lives of every single person he meets.
you go to hell to collect fuel, but it's not DOOM
God tells small cyclops to kill things
a civil war starts in someone's back yard all because a fly got ahold of a burger king crown
A midget with the power to turn into a furry and his friends join forces to beat up a man that is scared of dying
Ultrakill
The heterochromia bit probably gave it away huh
A mechanic and his robro team up to expose and take down space wal-mart
Nier
Ratchet and Clank.
Tittyfall 2
Yes
>You go around killing giant fucking gay bullshit because youre too fucking lazy to hop over some debris
A sassy twink and his pet dog stop an ex-football player from destabilizing the world.
Dead Space 3
trent reznor goes spelunking
Metal gear
A karate detective has to find a way to get rid of the rodent problem in his city.
Girl wishes herself into existence by doing weird shit
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Tales of Vesperia?
fug buggles :DDD
Yup
flat man spins and gangs up on people with his friends
It's a gay space opera with some british spelling or some shit
Parasite Eve
Dank Souls 2.
Yes
Quake
Paper Mario 64
Parasite Eve.
Might be the only game to have mitochondria be a central story element.
Man gets cucked so hard he becomes Hitlersatan across time and dimensions.
Paper merryo
yes
yessir
The Gulf War
a group of spear chuckers march from one end of the planet to the other annihilating everything in their path without remorse while jamming out to some fat beats
Dragons dogma dark arisen?
A man who is not himself teams up with a rascally gang of misfits to protect their newfound home from a burn victim
musical fast food wars
thicc grrl goes into a cave
you plant some seeds then blow up the surface of the planet
Eugenics mommy tries to implant her fetish on the world by the sword.
Noita.
Drugs, drugs, drugs! Which are good? Which are bad? Drugs, drugs, drugs! Ask your ___ or ask your dad!
Tomb Raider?
I know its the wrong answer but this immediately made me think of planescape
yes
no but maybe yes
some kid and his friends learn how to sing a song to mewtwo to make him have an autistic meltdown
MGSV, easy
Mother 1
Government officials find you in a field and take you in for loitering. They plan on interrogating you but give you a job instead.
college grad follows his dick and finds metaphysic bullshit
Mother/EarthBound Zero
The ancient mayans and the Illuminati ruins a local man's life.
Bingo
Judge Eyes?
You marry a sandjogger and let him impregnate you two times. This leads to you killing several people including the leader of civilization from another dimension.
You punch people.
kid wakes up
you unleash eldritch forces on the world for sick loot and then kill them
old man gets cucked by retcon
Lol I can't believe someone actually got it. Nice job. I should have said lawyer instead of detective but that would have made it too obvious.
Godhand
Control
drawn to life
Man's about to get kicked out of his apartment but he's too busy investigating the death of his dad
Any Yakuza game after 1.
bastion?
Stephen King is scared of the dark.
nah
Good morning, Crono.
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Child destroys the world to stick it to capitalism
ye
Mother 3?
Yes
Alan wake
wrong
>control
Nope
A hamster sets out on a quest to fill up his dictionary
Alan Wake?
karl pilkington and the 200 lil monkey fellas
yeah
kid goes into his closet and hijinks ensue
Pikmin
Yes
wrong
Pajama Sam
Unforeseen consequences
Apey Escapey
Yes
Yes
kid climbs a skyscraper only to eat shit and fall down
The fuck do you mean wrong?
Ponpon or what whatever that PSP game was called
Fallout 4
Mission Impossible movies
Idk some star wars game
Assassin's Creed 1
Streets of Rage
MGSV
not quite
ya got it
drug addict goes on a killing spree and almost destroys an entire city because his therapist told him to
Man pisses off his Uncle by being sneaky.
Borderlands
Atari Spiderman
no to MGSV
Youre wrong.
a guy gets nightmare for 9 nights so he can afford a trip to space
Prototype?
>Assassin's Creed 1
Nope
Metal gear solid
prototype
Catherine
A group of redditors seek fortune but get caught up in a group of other redditors who need their help to take down some redditors that stream.
no
Catherine