Tell me who is your main in Smash Ultimate and why you picked him/her RIGHT NOW

for me it's Donkey because heavies feel amazing to play, also Ganon and Mario are great too
fuck counterfags and fuck anime swordsmen

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King K. Rool. DKC was my favorite game growing up plus I enjoyed his ranged game and dropkick

Kirbo, because he feels better to play here than he ever did in previous games

I wish I had good skin bros, having Folliculitis is fucking awful. Even with meds to control it it will still flare up in the summer time.

Bowser because he's big but feels fast and he looks cool.

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also while I'm at it, is it worth getting a Switch to play Ultimate and SMT V/BotW when they're out?
I really love Smash but I'm not sure just how shit the online is, and that's really where the life of the game is

mega man, grew up playing mega man, what do you want me to say?

Bowser because I'm a big guy.

When I still played, I always picked Link. Always rolled with him since 64, not that I was at all competent at any of the games.

Dr Mario because pills
You will never be a woman

Young Link because I love Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. I highly prioritize defense/stamina, so I'd become a regular Link main if he had a Hero of Time Skin. I really suck weight glass cannon style characters

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Is it worth buying a Switch for Smash and w/e other games are on it if I haven't liked a Smash game since melee and haven't played one since Brawl? How's the online? Has Ninty finally figured out how to create an intuitive and lag-free online solution?

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Sauce?

Ike because connecting his big attacks feels great.

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>the amount of heavy shitters in this thread
Learn to play you fucking unskilled fags

I like her games and she makes retards seethe

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Inkling. Picked her up because I love Splatoon. Stuck with her because I love how responsive and versatile she feels. Great movement, lots of quick attacks, ink gimmick to help her hit harder, and a couple zoning options.

mega man because i love him

King DeDeDe because his crouch doubles as a taunt

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Banjo. Nostalgia.

Ken/Terry because I like fighting games.

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YOU JUST KNOW

I'm not a tranny you faggot I'm just jealous of people with good skin.

mario because reflecting shit with the cape is the highest form of comedy

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squishy

this

Brawler because he's fun as fuck and I can be bomberman

obsessed

Joker because he plays like dante

I littreally bought it for smash and have put more than 200 hours in and more so yea its worth it

Snake
I also think Hitomi Tanaka is cute

That's Kaho Shibuya

Based...

OCTOLING WHEN THO?

Online ranges from acceptable to irritating depending on your standards. Definitely not lag free though.

Ganondorf because he's my nigga and I've been through thick and thin with him from Melee where he was good to Smash 4 where he was abyssmally shit. I have endured years of faggots laughing at my pick and dragging me through the dirt with their high tiers and faggot zoners. I have endured all the OOGA BOOGA memes of early Ultimate and being discredited for my results because muh online lag despite ranking top 5 all the time at offline locals. I've reached the depths of Elite because Quickplay shitters are bad at the game even in Elite and my character is second worst in the fucking game. I am the true Low tier hero, my name is Samondorfe, I wear it proudly and you will know fear when you catch these hands and that sword.
My character is the toppest tier swordsman in the game and you all fear that DORIYA.

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Thank you Anon534463651

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Why do the mdos not remove this coomer threads? There are rules about nsfw not allowed. If I post this i get banned despite it not being nsfw.

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Which is the best character to main if you want to make other players seethe?

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my fucking eyes jesus christ. fuck off

Joker. He's fast, stylish, and pretty hard to master.
Secondaries: Zelda, Mario, Krool, and Inklang

$10 says both of those guys were molested as kids.

then why are you playing smash ultimate?

mii gunner cuz i like poking people until they get upset

its just two girls kissing user, are you gay?

We're talking about video games in here you fucking retard.

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BASED cowboy

Any character. Ultimate is THE salt game and every character has some gimmick that makes everyone mad, but I'd say Palutena is the best pick. Contender for the top tier and a Nair so fucking broken that it's going to make everyone cry at any level of skills.

Fem Robin because she reminds me of Noelle from BC with default alt

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Joker. Not only is a fag that stole a spot of a potential waifu, but is also the main of that overrated mexican player that reddit loves.

know what?

kill yourself, dirty queer

k. rool, Hero, steve, bowser, zelda, and whatever top tier character

I bet you $20 they had no father figure.

Are you implying I can't play other games that are not fighters?

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I havent played smash since the pandemic shut down tournaments but I mained DK because even though he gets juggled to fuck when you actually hit somebody stocks just melt

nah you're fine, as long as you understand

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Any character with spammable projectiles

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