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>Cyberpunk 2077 fans on suicide watch
Cyberpunk 2077 fans on suicide watch
William Baker
Colton Perry
He’s just assblasted that it’s a single player game.
Oliver Harris
Why are so many people seething over CP2077? Seems like at lot of people are extremely butthurt about the game and it being a success.
Christian Fisher
>e-celebs bullshit again
For fuck's sake where's the vidya
Oliver Ross
im not pissed at the game im pissed at the fact that people will buy something just because redditors jerk themselves off about it
Wyatt Lewis
Literally SEETHING just because something is popular.
Evan Watson
e-celebs know people will only want cyberpunk content for a while and they don't all want to play it
Connor Ward
literally who?
Josiah Johnson
LMAO what a faggot. I will personally make sure to keep this game alive for an year just to keep faggots like him seething.
Julian Hernandez
Who?
Luke Fisher
>I want a single player game to die in a month
What does this even mean? Even if he's just talking about streaming it, of course it will "die" it's a fucking single player game
Evan Rodriguez
Some guy who streams Escape from Tarkov I dunno
Daniel Edwards
If The Witcher 3 is anything to go by Cyberpunk will be a thing for the next 10 years. Shroud can go kill himself. Cocksucking faggot.
Jason Martinez
what a headline wew
he just said he doesn't want to play the game for a more than a month because it's singleplayer
Joseph Roberts
The guy is clearly schizophrenic
He says he wants to play it in the article, but he doesn't want to spend his life playing it. It's like he doesn't even understand the fundamentals of reason or choice
Oliver Ross
oh no, Noncebeard the Queer said something
Ryder Cooper
does he think that regular people pour thousands of hours into single player games or something like they're autistic e-sport games?
Connor Fisher
tbf, some games that are single player have thousands of hours of entertainment value, like total war.
Jordan Diaz
He's feeling threatened by the game's popularity since he won't be able to show off his epic online skillz
Lincoln Walker
>Personality of a wet floor-mop that has made a fortune playing the current runn of the mill Multishit head-clicking shootan game for zoomies hates it.
Ok I'm thinking Cyberpunk will be art
Christian Adams
>nooooo please go back to watching cod
Tyler Walker
>does he think that regular people pour thousands of hours into single player games
Hmm...
>300 hours into Divinity:Orignal Sin 2
>300 hours into The Witcher 3
>300 hours into Pathfinder:Kingmaker
Hmm...
>200 hours into Surviving Mars
>200 hours into Noita
>200 hours into Factorio
Hmm... thousands of hours no but definitely hundreds of hours.
Angel Young
Its not a fast pace fps and i dont care about him.
David Parker
>obnoxious e-celeb shitter gives an opinion on something
What the fuck I love cyberpunk now.
Landon Price
>guy clicks heads fast
>now people treat him as some kind of voice in the industry
Streaming was a mistake m
Ryder Turner
Absolutely talentless charisma-void. How the fuck does anyone give a shit what this retard has to say?
Jeremiah Flores
I've seen this guy stream once or twice
there's something about him I really dislike but I can't put my finger on it.
Hudson Sullivan
BASED SHAZAMCHAD
HE IS NOW FORGIVEN FOR CHEATING
Lincoln Thompson
cyberbros.... the e-celeb streamers were supposed to be our allies! we did everything right! How could this happen!?
Chase Young
Who cares lol, dude just plays FOTM fps games for zoomers to watch anyway. Streamers are not industry voices at all and shouldn't be treated like such.
Jack Hall
From what we have seen this game doesn't look as good as witcher 3
Isaiah Moore
>Hypefag doesn't want to be "forced" to stream it for more than a month if it stays popular
>"SHROUD HATES IT! FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!"
Brody Morales
NOOO ZOOMER ICON SAID SOMETHING HOW WILL I GO ON WITH MY LIFE?
Xavier Brooks
so many fags today refuse to play single player games
Nicholas Bennett
It's a redditgame.
Luke Evans
I want the game to fail only to see the asshurt of all the pathetic consoomers
Tyler Torres
single player games are for betas and incels
Austin Jones
>playing story games for hundreds of hours
I still don't get how. Do they wank off or watch TV for 200+ hours?
Charles Brooks
He's right you know, most AAA games have a week life of relevancy untill the next new hot thing comes out. Only bugs and memes from them would keep the game alive.
Jose Lopez
Of course it will "die" in a month for most people. It's a single player game. You'll beat it once, twice or so talk and shit post about it for few weeks and that's it
Cameron Scott
Explain what that actually means.
Ian White
He's zonked out of his mind on stimulants. Coffee is just the placebo for his definite adderall abuse and likely cocaine as well. People who abuse stimulants have a literally soulless aura about them.