Woah

Woah...

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NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

DONKEY KONG IF REAL

Sis will be donkey grafix in 2014

CRYZENX

jungle japes drums start
>donkey kong, voiced by h jon benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse
>"another beautiful day in congo bongo!"
>"time to check on the banana ho-"
>face freezes, music stops
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>a dramatic version of the beastie boys' brass monkey starts playing
>diddy kong (voiced by chris tucker): how can you lose the banana horde? it's a pile of bananas!
>DK: "i didn't lose them diddy, someone must have taken them!"
>diddy: "who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... oh no."
>cut to scene of k rool, voiced by a menacing danny devito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit
>DK and diddy look at each other: "k rool."
>THE KONGS
>diddy: "i'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!"
>DK: "uh, no offense diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material."
>diddy: "what are you talking about? watch this!" *jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground, and a coconut falls and hits him in the head*
>DK: "...ouch."
>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
>funky (played by the rock): "if you're gonna take on the kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower."
>DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun
>a couple of peanuts break open on a target
>diddy: "why do i get the peanut gun?! what, am i gonna feed em to death?"
>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
>diddy: "i'll starve without these bananas! what am i gonna eat? ants on a stick?!"
>DK: "well, you know, you are getting to be a-."
>diddy: "don't you SAY IT!"
>DK: "...chunky monke-
>diddy screams and leaps on DK
>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
>DK and diddy speed down a minecart
>diddy: "do you know how to drive this thing?!
>DK: "you can drive this thing?!"
>AAAAAAAAAA
>THIS SUMMER
>*exciting action montage*
>COME VISIT
>suddenly diddy gets hit in the crotch
>"right in the little banana..."
>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

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This image got me thinking, why don't gorillas have tails but monkeys do?

fucking hell

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