Elf joins the party

I hate how americans always portray dwarves as drunken retards instead of literally the most scientifically advanced of all the races and the best engineers. If they have some massive structure they are just like "oh our ancestors built it we're fucking useless these days except for that one guy who is the one person who forges armor" every single time.

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Yeah well I hate how elves are always portrayed as past their prime and "oh we used to be superhumans but now we just live in forests hee hee"

That too, but I found it to be less common

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The thing is that they live in 2 different environments, so you never get tensions like that, because they don't often see eachother. Both sides would have to go out of their way to do that. There has to be some kind of an event that sparked this endless hatered, because otherwise the best you can get is them being mildly annoyed at the other sides way of living. Tolkien's elves and dwarves lived in a symbiotic relationship until the silmaril showed up.

>tolkien
>dwarves flirting with elves
there is only 1 exception to this

>Americans and Iranians live in 2 different environments so theres reason for tension between them

and dwarves rip apart elven pussy with their meaty dongs, this is why male elves despise them

There was a major event that triggered this autism though, so my point stands.

I can only think of Battle For Wesnoth mods/campaign that "alter" traditional elves and make them sand elves as nearly all the forest are wiped out and everything it's a sandy shithole/rocky shithole.

>kobold party member
Most games don't include them. At most it's some lizardkin/dragonborn

Dwarf sounds like a cool bro. Fuck the rest of them, me and him can just hang out.

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>warforged joins the party
>superman

>elf joins the party
>can't stop sucking the orc's cock

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There is always a reason to hate elves

I like Warcraft, where elves and dwarves are bros just because they both fucking hate trolls

I like this vn

>I hate how americans always portray dwarves as drunken retards instead of literally the most scientifically advanced of all the races and the best engineers.
Except that's wrong. They're portrayed as both. They're usually portrayed as drunk and retarded geniuses smart and advanced enough to build a Doomsday Device capable of wiping out all life on the planet but also stupid and impulsive enough to activate it.

Gimli getting Galadriel's hair was more of a sign of trust than flirting. Feanor asked her for her hair 3 times to supercharge his silmarils, but she knew how powerful his autism was and refused.

>there was just one major event

Having humans / elves / dwarves / orcs as the most prevalent races in fantasy settings is the most overdone trope ever. Also fuck goblins, kobolds, gryffons, and whatever other dumbass generic fantasy monsters pop up.
It's time we move past all this D&D shit. It's been 50+ years.

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>Orc joins the party
>Elf joins the party
>Orc leaves the party to get away from the elf

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>orcs want avoid elves
>dwarves want to avoid elves
Im sensing a pattern

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Where did you get "dwarves flirting with elves" from? OP was saying Dwarves just want to get drunk and mine.

>goblin joins the party
>I'LL BE TAKING THAT ONE

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>cat joins the party
>meow

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Yeah, but usually other fantasy races are just stuff like "dwarves, except..." or "orcs, except". Look at Zelda,

>dwarves, except also rocks
>elves, except also fish
>orcs, except also amazon gfs

See?

Pick one

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goddamnit i cannot unsee the flesh fang since that one user pointed it out

fuck it looks so wrong

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>>>OI LADDY HOW BOUT WE GRAB SOME DRINKS AFTER WE FINISHING MINING
i misread laddy as lady, my fault

I'm just here for SUGOI DEKAI

>flesh fang
anime is so fucking stupid

>dwarf joins the party
>"MINING AWAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MINE I'LL MINE THIS ANYWAY IN THIS MINECRAFT DAY SO BEAUTIFUL"

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>Halfling joins the party
>waah both my mom and dad side don't accept me, I hate everything