OH NO NO NO CYBERPUNK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

OH NO NO NO CYBERPUNK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Why does anyone give a flying fuck about what this eceleb has to say?

>Literal who twitter screencap

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name one notorious thing he has done that makes him a celeb

why would anyone give a fuck about what you have to say?

>LITERAL WHO HAS AN OPINION AGAIN
HOLY FUCK STOP THE PRESSES
PULL YOUR REPORT OUT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN FUCK

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isnt he that cringe nazi larper

They didn't watch his videos if they think he can be bought off.

clearly people give enough of a fuck about what random ecelebs have to say that companies are paying them off to make sure it's positive.

Why would he turn them down lel.
get your self a free copies, not like the normalfags will care

It's over...

Proof?

It'll be a decently fun 6.5/10 GTA ripoff that will be passed off as an 8/10 by the people who overhyped it not wanting to look stupid.

I thought that was expected when they started to put literal who eceleb fags in game to promote it to hide the fact the game isn't doing well.

WHO ELSE HYPED

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I like the guy and do agree with a lot of what he says about how trashy the books are and the amount the steal from other works, but his hate boner for the games seems entirely driven by his disdain for the books and not at all merited.

literally shaking right now
just canceled my pre-order

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>liked

>noooooooo, you can't have youtubers with massive audiences do that! only us game 'reviewers' can do that!

That's not an opinion though. He's making a statement of fact.

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Really? People are surprised about e-celebs being bought? If gaming critics are paid off you really think some lonely dude making money of youtube isnt gona suck any corporate cock for money?
Almost all first lets plays and youtube reviews are bought off one way or another.

Isn't he on video being a little bitch to his gf, trying to make her quit her job?

I tried to cancel it too after seeing OP image but CDPR dont let me do it. They are fucking evil holy shit...

God the 10th is going to be something huh? Goddam...

I disagree with your opinion. You literally cannot rebut this.

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>He's making a statement of fact.
facts require proof jimbo

Game review websites were always just PR platforms for games.
Now publishers realise that streamers/youtubers have bigger reaches and their opinions hold more weight, therefore more chances of sales.

Zoomers truly are the golden age of marketing.

Implying cdpr would give a shit about some eceleb with 30k average viewers on his videos LMAO the most he turned down was probably a Rockstar energy drink cp2077 edition by a hobo

Majority of Zoomers are actually normal.....

BUT THESE TWITTER PEOPLE, are not....they are just mentally retarded jobless noobs who sit on their computer or phone 24/7

wow shit that you could do 10 years ago on xbox 360 in saints row 2. how much you wanna bet this game isnt half as good as sr2

Dont care still bought it. Sorry your discord raid failed

Why are you shocked now?
They literally put ecelebs in the game. Do you think any of those people would ever say anything bad about the game?

What actually happened:
>Dear CDPR, please give me a review copy or I am going to intentionally give your game a bad review when I eventually get my hands on it
>CDPR: No way fag
>AHHHHH REEEEEEEEEE CDPR IS PAYING OFF YOUTUBERS, POLISH HITSQUADS WILL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR, RAPE YOUR MOM, AND SHOOT YOUR DOG IF YOU GIVE THEM A BAD REVIEW

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>no ass or hip sliders
>that chest is as big as it goes
I will never not be mad

>all the advertising was because the game was actually shit
At last I truly see.

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