what am I in for?
Just preordered cyberpunk
it will literally transcendent your boring old white boy life in something brave and empowering
a V day wait
soul
kino
trannies
Penis 2
>cuckold simulator
why did you buy that
buddy gifted to me as a joke
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Not even Thanos:
Not even Big Chungus:
Not even Keanu Reeves:
Not even Keanu Chungus
Not even M00t:
Not even Hiro:
Not even Soijak:
Some random Zig Forums incel chud:
i’M GoInG tO SprEAd LiEs AbOuT CyBerPuNK 2077 AnD HoW hECkiN wHolesOmE KeAnU iS
Destruction 100
Wholesome 100
Speech 100
Everyone liked that
Everyone disliked that
Perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance
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Edit: grammar
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit: wow finally popped my platinum cherry thanks kind citizen of the internet!
Edit: I edited this comment so you won’t understand the comments
It'll be like Deus Ex Makind Divided but bigger levels and some collectibles thrown in as well as a Borderlands loot shooter system
disappointment
BIG PENIS 2
I once got 10k upvotes and quite a few awards on a post on reddit, and I didn't thank anyone.
Janky Deus Ex GTA. Might have SJW cringe inside, gameplay should be adequate.
>I don't know what I'm in for
>but I'll pre-order
lol let this be a lesson to you
Chicks with dicks
How the fuck should anyone know, the game isn't out
>pre-ordering a game that will easily be piratable day 1
>cuckold simulator
you are so ruthless bro...savage.. a true chad
>game sucks
>get refund
wow that was hard
not waiting for reviews?
thanks for the aids
The cuckold simulator guy reminds me of a certain Jewcy Boy.
wow, you're an ass, you know?
>all cutscenes and scripted sequences for 2 hours so you don't even know what the real game is like
>get to the real game
>2 hours have passed, no refunds
again, let this be a lesson
Why would you ever buy it on Steam?
GoG have 30 day refund policy, no time played limit.
Imagine being a Steamdrone.
nice cope
Why would you ever buy a videogame?
31 days of cutscenes
Fuck off José
go back to plebbit you filth
anyone got a link to the leaked gameplay?
more like cyberchump.
already seen this picture faggot
im OP
fuck off tranny you will never be a woman, your shoulders will always be too broad, your jaw too square, your voice too deep, your chest too large, etc etc. How do i know this? Because the trannies who are actually cute arent triggered by video games. Everyone can smell how ugly you are.
janky lgbtqabcdefgjusgwg+ approved gta clone
based
based
based
cringe
cringe
ultra based
dude why dodnt younwait on reviews woth this games development cycle?
theres like a 50% chance this game could turn out to be total shit like duke nukem forever
> screenshotting ops image with a notepad over it to claim to be op
I really liked Witcher 3 and have faith in the team. If I don't like it I can refund it
absolutely sneething
This is what shitposting does to an impressionable brain, goddamn.