You're walking alone in a village and this girl spits in your face and calls you a christian invader and starts poking...

you're walking alone in a village and this girl spits in your face and calls you a christian invader and starts poking your dick with her scabbard.

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Okay.

Ask if we can go somewhere private so I can kneel in front of her and she can spit on me and dominate me to her heart's content

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I turn 360 degrees, ask here where the video games are and then proceed to walk away.

I lick the spit on my face and try to get her to step on my cock/balls

mommy

I die instantly

auuuuuugh no not the girly spit
>"dies"

Behead her on the spot and bring her head and sword to the local samurai. Women weren't allowed to speak to foreigners or wield swords.

Draw my dagger, stab it in her abdomen, twist the dagger. Kick in her in the face. Pull out my revolver and shoot her in the face six times.

Seems a bit excessive

that means she wants secks

based Japs

Tell her I’ll christianly invade her
Right after we get married

*mating presses you*

her ears are on fire

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I wish an attractive woman like this would give me attention once in my life
I wish life was like porn and attractive women were horny for me for no reason

femsamurais are for knight dick

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I tell her that I'm an atheist and demand her to apologize to me for spitting me, while I'm trying to hide my erection.

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>atheist
>cringe
like clockwork

>Japanese woman
>drawn as a white woman
Every time

Knowing the secret techniques handed down by the Wu Tang Clan, I unsheathe my sword.

Judging by her clothes, she's the invader here. Not me.

Shut up Jew, your days are numbered.

kek

Assume this isn't some gay anime and strike her in the head
Disarm then rape

I love video games

the jews won

The Jew fears the Samurai

woah, so this is what passes as """""""white""""""" in muttland nowadays...

Forcibly stick my tongue in her mouth and then ask her to marry me

Inform some sort of local authority that a peasant girl has a stolen katana, then complain about her touching me in a no-no place.

>fear a dying nation
who wrote the Jap constitution I wonder