Cyberpunk 2077 first reviews are BAD

World class video game reviewer Michael. He is right pretty much all the time.

I feel like he's not even trolling in this one, thank god I have a PC and not a console.

>He actually has the game

He might not even be memeing right now

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He streamed for like 40 minutes and already got like $200 in donations.

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Who is he? He looks and sounds like he's on meth.

Michael Does Life has never been wrong. That's just the reality of the situation.

I don't get it

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me

I've posted this before, but apparently this has been burried. The build on the discs is around 2 1/2 months old, we started shipping the discs at around early October.

I wouldn't take these reviews serious without the day one patch.

Who is this and why should I care about his opinion? Critics hated a bunch of shit I found enjoyment in, why should one more faggot's opinion matter to me?

>534859759
Why cant you fucking idiots ship a finished game?

Because he's a world class veteran video game critic.

He says he got the 40 gig update.

I swear if i see this retard again

eceleb cancer

>an unpatched version of the game runs like shit.

You don't say? Serves the console plebe right for playing the game early.

this guy looks hideous lmao

OH NONONONOOOOOOO

Well duh. Is the Day One patch actually just 40gb big?

Its 22 hours for one ending apparently.

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Oh man, i wonder why this literal who is making 20 videos about the game being shit!
It's called hate clicks you morons and you're eating it all up

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>Michael sucks cocks still shilling on Zig Forums

Dude really needs to take his meds. Seen him three days ago in the park trying to have a conversation with a tree. After ten minutes he started crying and hugged it for a solid 5 minutes while babbling some shit

i trust this guy more than any "journalist" site desu. hes been right several times about these overmarketed games. def not buying cybercuck either way though after they pandered to twitter activists.

>This was the last hope for gaming

fuck man, he's right.

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>even this filthy sperg pre-ordered the collectors edition

>How did one of gaming’s most hyped games of 2020 turn into of gaming’s very worst?
Jews

>world class
>30k subscribers

What tWorld class critics also say Shadow the Hedgehog was a bad game, and I loved that shit as a kid. Why should I /care/ what he has to say? What else has he reviewed and said?

So the patch right now is not the day 1 patch? The game is getting 2 patches?

He bought it off of someone who got the game early for hundreds of dollars.

Kamala Harris

What in the fuck is wrong with consolefags?
What happened in their lives to make them this way?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I will never again show the slightest respect to consolefags, for you deserve none as long as you continue to act this way.

Autism

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>He says the PS4 base version is fucked, which the leaks confirm it is and says it may be finished with patches hopefully
>He says random NPC interactions are shallow which the leaks confirm too and you can see it for yourself( it's just press X and NPC says one phrase).
He looks crazy but he is not wrong.

>PS4 unpatched version
Every time. Link one impressions video stemming from an actual review copy, or a copy with the review patch installed like on Xbox. The devs said shit was broken on the 8 year old consoles which is why it was delayed.

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This guy knows how to play the youtube algorithm that's it. He doesn't give a shit about what he's saying or the games he's talking about. He makes 5+ vids on each game putting clickbait shit in the titles so people click on his vids and give him ad revenue.
Posting his shit as if it proves anything just defeats your own point.

IT'S OVER

I thought that was Eggy from the thumbnail

He looks like Richard Herring.

He warned you

The patch right now is the "C O" patch
The Day 1 patch is the "P E" patch

You need both to enjoy the game, apparently.

have to respect this literal schizo's grift

>resetera tranny got one of the bad endings in 22 hours by rushing on easy with no sidequests
KEK the rushed main story in The Witcher 3 is 32 hours by the way and you can get to the end in 3 hours if speed running. So this faggot finishing the game in 22 hours mean shit.
howlongtobeat.com/game?id=10270
Here, look at the many different playtimes.

P.S. i hope all resetera faggots kill themselves.

Does CDPR pay you for your cope or you just throw it out there freely?

this homeless guy sounds and acts like trump. pretty good gimmick.

Witcher3 is shit

Ruthless

desperation

>Tower
Does he mean an ubisoft tower? Not like this.

>all these Cybertrannies seething ITT
based michael

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>Why is my unpatched, not supposed to be played yet game shit

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>game has literally gone gold

WHY ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING GAMES BEFORE PATCHES???

You fucking retards are fucking mentally ill. Just kill yourself nigger.

Dude is entertaining but this guy calling in needs to stop sucking his dick

Rent free

You seriously defending the dude? He did the same shit for other games, it has nothing to do with cyberpunk. The only reason he's making the videos is to make idiots give him money via ad revenue, he's a grifter nothing more

You think the game will be great on PS4?

>Game shipped in October, playing 2 month old unpatched build

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i hate this image. delete it.

No excuses there.

The game should be finished upon launch. If it's on a system, it should run moderately well.

can someone tl;dr for me please? preferably with non-political comment, just in gameplay and performance critique, thanks.

No he's not. Take it easy with the drama.

>TH-TH-THEYLL FIX IT LATER

He patched the game, though. It's over.

>developers purposely ship unplayable games so they can patch them on launch day and change everything
How underage and/or naive do you have to be to cope like this?

Image falling for this grifter every time he does the same thing for every single new game.

literally who?