This is the iconic Shadow statue from E3 2005.
Today, under the rule of the "le meta self aware haha remember when we actually made games lol big the cat xd" classicpedo pandering freaks who have infiltrated SEGA, the shadow statue resides at a SEGA office with his gun covered up by cutesy stuffed animals and flowers and tutus.
That's right, the freaks working at SEGA who have killed the Sonic franchise are such beta males they have to cover up a gun in a statue's hand because it's to "uhhh yikes bro that's edgy and toxic masculinity gamer and not self aware ironic bro"
The absolute state of SEGA
Joshua Nelson
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Nathan Sullivan
booba
Leo Butler
what printer is that?
Jose Thomas
Bro nobody cares about this office gag displayed on an old shadow merchandising statue.
Henry Jones
retard
Landon James
Shadow with a gun was never not the most ridiculous thing anyone had ever seen even before it released. Neck yourself you fucking lunatic.
Landon Murphy
>the sonic thread OP is an autist
who could have seen this coming
Landon Russell
Him having laser guns or weapons made by Tails could have been cool.
Owen Turner
nah, it was just seething classicucks pushing that narrative.
Adrian Reed
Prints big rolls of shit
Oliver Russell
>nooo anthropomorphic animals can't have guns! They can only be funny cutesy!
Leo Turner
This
Joshua Thompson
THE FIRST CUSSER IN SONIC
THE GUN WIELDER
THE CANDY STEALER
ENTER
CHADOW
Brandon Myers
>the "le meta self aware haha remember when we actually made games lol big the cat xd"
You mean when it got better.
Lucas Richardson
Okay but where is the damned fourth chaos emerald?
Ian Nguyen
stfu faggot it's literally the definition of SOUL
Brayden Hall
Ever since becoming a Shadow Chad, my IQ has increased by ten fold. My brain has finally moved on from the need of irony and memes to mask things that are "too offensive" for me to handle. Le memes and self aware irony is the venom that has been killing storytelling since the late 90s with hipster meme and self aware trash.
Take the CHADow Redpill anons, and NEVER TURN BACK.
John Kelly
No new games are really making Sonicfags lose their minds more than usual huh?
Levi Edwards
Boco, please shut up.
Caleb Ramirez
Based cap
Colton Taylor
What if sonic had a gun?
Jack Rivera
Sebastian Morgan
WHERE'S
THAT
D A M N
FOURTH
CHAOS
EMERALD
Lincoln Hill
Jaxson Green
Absolutely fucking based.
Carson Bennett
>iconic
Cameron Allen
vocaroo.com
Was it kino?
Liam Torres
nice cock
Robert Kelly
>shadowfags calling classicfags pedos
>the same Shadow that simped for an underage girl
Jayden Scott
Holy fucking kek. This game is soi repellant and I fucking love it.
Brayden Bell
Mr President...
Brayden Nguyen
Pure unfiltered kino.
Ryan Morgan
best post on Zig Forums right now
Matthew Richardson
based
Anthony Bell
Isn't Shadow himself underage?
Joseph Mitchell
He is over 50 years old
Joseph Ramirez
Imagine the prices of that statue when they dump it in 20 years for some charity event? Someone is gonna pay 1 million for it
Ayden Moore
The only thing this game deserves criticism for was the way it butchered Shadow's character. All of that was more than made up for with how they did him in 06.
This game is a genuinely fun platformer and I still fire it up and replay it every so often.
I'd even wager to say it's the best 3D Sonic game.
Christian Martin
While I'm not as optimistic as you, for me it's my favorite bad game of all time. It is objectively terrible but still enjoyable.