What is the Astartes of 40K games?

What is the Astartes of 40K games?

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Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

DELETE THIS NOW YOU FILTHY HERETIC

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Went down like a Lamenters Chad

>went down to 3 ork boyz
Yeah I dunno if that's chad-like

the Dawn of War Franchise

Reject your flesh, play mechanicus.

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5, not bad for being unarmed.

Even being within reaching distance of a decently sized ork and surviving is a feat.
Orks are stupid strong just naturally, similar to how many apes are 10 times stronger than men.

NO user DONT SAY THAT TOO LAUD BEFORE WIZARDS OF THE COAST HEAR YOU! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

they were used to take over the galaxy (again). they can & do make more of them

>Orks are stupid strong just naturally, similar to how many apes are 10 times stronger than men.

Bullshit, humans are like 2x the size of chimps with longer reach, a man could beat the shit out of a ape easy. Only Gorillas would pose a problem.

All I want is a beast orc level waagh against the eye of terror.
Watching Orcs BTFO the Chaos gods would be pretty ironic (for how chaotic orcs are) and great narrative.

>Being this much of a cretin

A chimp would fucking kill you user. Its stronger and faster than you in every way. The only way you could beat it is if you got in a lucky kick and it decided to retreat right away.

And thats with all the advantages your clothing would bring, like having pants on to keep it from immediately ripping your dick/balls off.

>be space marine
>be genetically engineered demigod with golden age technology to fight in war
>lose to some ork boyz with machetes
???

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why do space marines engage in melee combat?

How? It's literally like the size of a 10 year old. Weight and size is everything, a 50kg manlet UFC fighter couldn't beat a 120kg amerifat guy, it's basically against the laws of physics.
A non-manlet human male would kick the shit out of apes aside from Gorillas in every scenario.

Where is this from?

How many humans do you know that can pull up their own weight with one arm? Chimp muscle performance is far more powerful than that of humans. The downside is that they have less control over their muscles and are much worse at small, deliberate movements.

>Weight and size is everything

A chimp is smaller and faster than a human, whilat the same time being far stronger than a human. They also dont have "honor" like a human does, where a human might try to fight "clean" without fighting dirty like no shots below the belt.

Chimps will bite your fingers/face/dick/nose off if given the chance, and they are strong/fast enough you wouldnt really be able to stop them from doing it.

Source? Which part is it? I don't remember this scene

that is really nice

Literally posted here

Primarchs almost died fighting ork war bosses several times

Thank you wisecron
What about eldar women?

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Shit, I'm a dumbass, it's this

>A non-manlet human male would kick the shit out of apes aside from Gorillas in every scenario.

What kind of scenario? Are we talking equal grounds?

>naked average man vs naked average chimp?
>trained fighter man vs trained fighter chimp?
>trained fighter man in clothing vs average chimp?

Please be bait, if not I can't explain how you are still alive with that terrible survival instinct

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